Tugger: Meow, all Jellicle fans! It's me, the one and only curious cat, with my own setion of the Observatory!
Celestia: Tugger, aren't you forgetting something? In order to keep the loft, you gotta help me do an interv...
Tugger:...To begin with, I have decided to interview our webmistress...
Celestia: Decided my...
Tugger: **reclines onto a sofa** So, Celestia, you're one of our newest Jellicles, am I right?
Celestia: That's right. Actually... I only became an official Jellicle at the last ball.
Tugger: And what do you think of our clan?
Celestia: It's great.
Tugger: **sly grin** Isn't there any special Jellicle you're partial to?
Celestia: **behind her paw** We agreed - no discussing relationships!!!
Tugger: What's that? Did you say...
Celestia: **rolls eyes** Ughhh... Tugger, you're such a...
Tugger:**raises eyebrows**...a terrible bore?
(Celestia stares him down without speaking.)
Tugger: Well, anyway, describe to the readers what you look like.
Celestia: I'm black, with a white muzzle, front paws, and dot on my forehead
Tugger: Striking resemblance, really... (Celestia stares again) Lets see... describe yourself for us.
Celestia: I like books, music, and dancing. I'm sort of shy at first, but I've really opened up since I came.
Tugger: So, this website is your new hobby?
Celestia: I wanted to provide entertainment for my fellow Jellicles and myself.
Tugger: The question burning on everyone's mind is... (Celestia stares again) Who do you think will go to the Heaviside layer next?
Celestia:**stifles a sigh of relief** I'm not sure... I'm kinda rooting for Gus.
Tugger: And what was your favorite part of the last Jellicle ball?
Celestia: I always like the part that humans call "Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats".
Tugger: Well, it seems we have time for one more question. Inquiring Jellicles want to know... are you Misto's sister?
Celestia:**coughs** No.
Tugger: Well, there you have it! Leave a message in the guestbook, and thanks for stopping by!
Celestia: Whew. Glad that's over. What was your problem? You didn't actually want me to tell the world about my secret crush, did you?
Tugger: **grins** And what secret crush might that be?
Celestia: You know how I am about Misto...
Tugger: And now everyone else does, too.
Celestia: Huh?
Tugger: We're still recording.
Celestia: YOU MANIACAL LITTLE SADIST!!!...
Tugger: And that concludes the interview, folks... gotta run...literally!
To go...
