How To Tell If You're In Love With Misto

So...

You've noticed something strange whenever you turn on your CATS video. Your heart begins to pound... Your mouth goes dry... Your eyes follow one cat...

Do not fear, friends! This is a common ailment, known as Misto-itis. There is no cure, but these are some ways to diagnose your condition...

If you have any more symptoms, feel free to submit them and recieve credit!

Common Symptoms of Misto-itis:

• You see a black and white cat on the street, and begin to sing "Oh Well! Ah Never Wa-as there ever..."
• You stalk the guy who goes to your gym and wears a black unitard.
• You have an aversion to the Rum Tum Tugger. After all, he is a terrible bore...
• You tell your little brother not to be afraid of lightning storms, it's only a magical kitty...
• The comforter on your bed is orange.
• The only way your piano teacher can get you to practice is by letting you play Misto's themesong for the spring recital.
• CATS Tour Group IV comes to a town near you. You wear a makeshift costume, makeup, and carry a sign reading: "WE LOVE YOU MISTO!" only to be kicked out by the ushers.
• You deny the existence of Julius Sermonia and Timothy Scott.
• You hiss when Victoria comes on the television screen.
• Even though all your friends have humungous posters of N'SYNC on their walls, you have a blown-up photo of JB that you got off the net taped to your ceiling.
• You string Christmas lights around your room, and rig them to where they flash when Misto's themesong is playing.
• You try to convince your boyfriend to wear a black unitard and white legwarmers to gym class, even though your school requires uniforms.
• You only date guys with the initials JB.
• You hum Misto's themesong in crowded areas, to see who turns around.
• You use a black laundry marker on your cat, and read love poems to it.
• During "The Naming of Cats", you go into spasms at the words "..or Coricopat..."

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