why in the world must Ticketmaster be such a bunch of FagMcMuffins with a side of prick? i call way in advance for, erm, LimpTropolis tickets. and the wanker on the other end is like "They're not on sale yet." Fine. Okay. I'll just wait till they go on sale and then go get them at like NRM. I go to NRM the day after they go on sale, and the Triple Wang Deluxe employee starts laughing at me "They're sold out! HHHHAAAAAHHHAAAHHAAA!!! ha-heh-ha-haw-ha-hahahaha! you stupid whore!" (yes he actually called me that) I tried three times afterward but, nooooooo, everywhere I go "They're sold out. Sorry" or "Muwahahaha! You moron! They're GONE!" I give up on getting tickets for concerts. I'm gonna become a roadie.