Why the hell do I always have to get stuck behind the person doing 35 miles under the speed limit on the freeway? Oh and wait....what about the MAN that sped up and blocked me behind the as*hole moving in slow motion? He coulda been nice and let me pass but noooooo. And why is it that my new Korn sticker is already peeling off the back window of my car? Here's one....I really f**king hate people that IM me and if they don't get a response in 3 seconds they start saying "HELLO?? Are you there???" Yes i'm f**king here but don't you think I might have been doing something else before you IMed me?? Talking to someone else maybe?? I guess you think I was sitting here just praying you would IM me saying "Dear God PLEASE let some annonymous as*hole IM me!" I guess you also think that the minute you f**king IMed me I dropped everything I was doing just to talk to you. I know it must suck not to have a life but i'm sure you'll find one out there one of these days. Just please for the love of Jaysus don't ask me if i'm here until the day you find it.

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