Love him, or..um..adore him, one simply cannot deny the fact that..
Paige Haley is a God
This humble page is dedicated to one of the biggest sweethearts that I have had the pleasure of being acquainted with, if even for the short time of about 4 hours. Love you Paige. Oh yeah, Paige, sweetie...those pants...
are blue.
Paige Haley, even the name sounds sweet. How could anyone *not* like him? As far as I've been shown, he's quite a sweetheart, albeit a flirt, but sweet none the less. He was the one responsible for granting me aftershow access for the second night of my Orgy pilgrimage. May the gods shine down upon him.
Top 10 Reasons Why Paige Haley is a god.
#10~Paige Haley..the name just flows so nicely
- #9~His basslines will put you in a trance
- #8~That hair...a monsterous creation of "hairspray and sleep" is awesome. Just make sure that if you're his height, you don't turn your head too quickly or one of those lightning rods just may put your eye out.
- #7~The groovy way that he bops around on stage, not just the typical headbanging, but a cute little bop.
- #6~Those "goth spice" shoes that he insists are light despite the 4"+ souls.
- #5~Those *BLUE* vinyl pants rawk! He wears them well.
- #4~ He's so damn kissable
- #3~He's gives wonderful hugs. I could have stayed in his arms all night.
- #2~ His sense of humor, he's funnier than hell.
and last..but certainly not least..
- #1~The fact that he's still so cordial to his fans. Despite the fame they have come into and the chics that gathered around him like white on rice. He still had time for me...and for that Paige, I salute you. You will always have a special place in my memory..and my heart. Thank you for being so sweet.
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