A Few Reasons Why Justin Can't Get Any Play:
*1* No girl will go for any guy who gave Britney Spears the time of day! Who can compare with her Barbie looks! Fake, blond, and brainless.
*2* It irritates him when he has to accert energy toward someone else's need for more than three minutes.
*3*Some girls just don't like going out with guys who not only wears MORE earings than she does but are three times the size! If they're not hoops to end all hoops, they're @#$%! rocks!
A Few Reaons Why Lance Can't Get Any Play:
*1* I don't think any girl wants to be with a guy who 'prettier' than she is.
*2* The girl might get sick of hearing about Mississippi.
*3* He doesn't have the thug appeal JC has.
*1* THE RED HAIR! Girls will feel like they're making out with Ronald McDonald!
*2* Well...in all honesty... who hasn't Joey gotten play from?
*3* He doesn't have the thug appeal JC has. (yeah for the ones I can't think up this is the answer.)
*1* He's a taken man, girls. His 'play' comes to a hault.
*2* Do you want to be serenaded by....Jokes? Hm. Sounds romantic but-no.
*3*He doesn't have the thug appeal that Lance and Joey try to have.
*1* It's all about the thug appeal...and how you lack it JC.
*2* Do ya have a tatoo or don't you? Indecisive. Come on JC. No girl gives play to a guy who doesn't know if he wants her or the red head down the hall.
*3* Uh...sue me. I can't find a third.
