Chris: (takes off his glasses) I'm sure glad that's over with.
Justin: No, kidding.(Justin looks in the mirror and takes a daisy from the vase next to him. He proceeds to place the flower behind his ear.)
Joey: Why don't I get any good solos...?
(Chris takes out a pad and pencil & starts to write)
Lance: (takes lip gloss out of pocket & hands it to Justin) Here you go. You're right, putting this stuff on does get the camera men's attention. I think I got three or four good close ups this time!
Justin: It always does. (Justin has now aquired a sweet little sound in his voice and a tendency to bat his eyelashes)
JC: And poeple think Lance is the fruity one! (laughs) If they only knew.
Justin and Lance: Shut up!!
Joey: Because I was thinking...I never get solos...
Chris: Mmhmm. Go on.
JC: (rolls out mat) Time for my beauty meditation. Anyone care to join me as I expand my soul and very being? (proceeds to sit down and meditate)Hummmmm....Hummmmm....
Joey: Because you know...I LIKE TO SING TOO!
Chris: MmHm. (nods and writes)
(Justin and Lance have now taken to rearranging the flowers in the vase and chatting about the interior design of the show's stage.)
Joey: It just isn't fair, you know?
Chris: MHmmm....
Justin: ...and the purple chair brought out your eyes!
Lance: Ya think?
Justin: Oh, yeah.
Joey: (sits on the table) I mean, Justin and JC's posters are the first to go. They still have at leat 14 of my posters from last season's photo shoot still on the rack!
Chris: And how does this make you feel?
Joey: I...I don't know...lonely?
Chris: Lonely...mmhmm...(jots that down on his pad) Go on.
Justin: Hey, Chris. Stop analyzing Joey's problems and come over here.
(Chris puts down the pad of paper and walks over.)
JC: HMMMMMMM...HMMMMMM....
Joey: (proceeds to talk as if someone were still there.)
Justin: Lance and I need you for something.
Chris: No! I am NOT going to model speedos for you guys!
Lance: No, no. (laughs and rolls his eyes a bit) Not that again.
Chris: Then what?
Joey: (proceeds to take a little Super Man doll out of his pocket) You're the only one who understands Super Man...
JC: HMMMMMM.....HMMMMMMM...
Justin: No, just an opinion.
Chris: Well, what?
Lance: Do you think Justin should stop bleaching his hair and go natural? I think yes.
Justin: I don't know...
Chris: No way, dude. That's like your legacy now.
Justin: My HAIR?
Chris: Yeah. People know you as the curly blond haired one.
Justin: I thought it was because I was the best looking.
(Lance and Chris laugh. Justin doesn't look happy.)
Justin: So keep it blond?
Chris: Yes.
Lance: NO! If he goes natural then I would be the only blond one of the group and the girls will succumb to my good looks and charm!
(After a moment of puzzled silence, Justin and Chris burst out laughing.)
Justin: So, I should keep it?
JC: HMMMM....HMMMMMM...
Joey: What's that you say Super Man? (lifts doll to his ear) No, Super Man. (takes doll away) I couldn't...I wouldn't... kill them?
Chris: (turns to hear Joey) JOEY! NO! (Lance, Justin, and Chris run to Joey. Chris grabs for the doll. Joey clings on.)
(lanec and Justin pull at Joey's arms and hands. JC opens one eye to see what the commotion is all about then goes back his beauty meditation.)
Lance: Let go of the doll!
Joey: No!
Chris: Let it go, Joey! You don't need it!
Joey: He's my best friend! He's the only one who understands!
Justin: He's not your best friend!
Joey: YES HE IS!
Chris: Joey, calm down. Let the doll go.
Lance: You know what the doctor said. This isn't healthy!
Joey: He told me to do it again! He knows what's best!
Lance: Oh, dear Lord. Not another murder attempt.
Justin: (laughs) We'll be okay if his attempt this time was like the last one. (giggles) Stuffing your mouth with SuperMan vitamins.
Lance: (stops pulling at Joey's arm) That's not funny. I had a sore throat for weeks from that!
Justin: (in a low, sarcastic voice) Are you sure it's from the vitamins. (Lance gives him a dirty look)
Lance: We had to take his necklace away for fear he'd actually use his brain and use that to choke us with. Besides, I don't know why he didn't just go for you!
Justin: (stops pulling at Joey's arm) And just what is that suppose to mean? (places hands on hips and taps his foot)
Lance: I don't know why he is jealous! He gets twice the play you do with girls!
(Chris laughs as he plays tug-of-war with the doll.)
Justin: (as he adjusts the daisy in his hair which has drooped a bit) Not true...
(Joey finally lets go of the doll. Chris falls back on his ass.)
Chris: DAMMIT JOEY!
Joey: (walks over to where JC has been meditating for the last while and sits down next to him) This is what I need. Beauty meditation. Hummmm...
Lance: We need to get that boy some serious help.
Justin: Well, Lance. (puts his hand on Lance's shoulder) If you ever get too paranoid Joey will strike at you again in your sleep...you can always seek comfort with me in my bed...(smiles)
Chris: Oh, I'm gonna be sick! (walks away)
