You wanna be with ME? Well, I'll put the pedophile feeling aside and be flattered. After all, it isn't everyday you get a georgous woman...to be...admiring your every move. Well, toots...I DO have a whole line a clothes I can dress...and undress you with. You like 'squitos? Ahh...Mine don't bite or suck. That's just ME. Haha. I made a funny. Haha. I do that a lot. I'm a funny guy you know...but of course you did... Okay, I feel like a dirty ol' man now. I'm ending this letter.
-Chris
www.fumanskeeto.com
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