I know I only met you four days ago but I feel like we're soul mates! And it's not just because you own your own underground narcotics store.
You're lovlier than...Vana White! Or Alice from Alice in Wonderland...or Judy from the Jetson's...or Daphne from Scooby Doo...or Wheezy from the Jefferson's!! And that ain't the drugs talkin' sister.
I think I see a purple-tailed chipmunk outside that I need to go chase. I will pick you up tonight, around-say-11?? 10:59? Your choice. Same place. Same time. Same exact change.
Adios Mi-amore!
JC
ah screw it just go to the humor
