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Dear Gorgeous,

Your lips are softer than rose petals, your eyes shine brighter than the stars, your skin is smoother than creamy peanut butter left out on a hot day. A date with me would be ecstasy to you! I wouldn't have to take you out to fine restaurants or beaches, I'm all you'll need for the night, baby. Let me caress your loveliness in front of the fireplace, er, don't mind the running video camera...

Superman can move faster than a speeding bullet, and so can I...trust me.... I'll unplug the phone, pull down the blinds, and turn over all the framed photos of my girlfriends of the past and devote all my Joey-lovin' to you, my one and only.

Your Sex Machine,

Joey


Dear Dana,

Your lips are softer than rose petals, your eyes shine brighter than the stars, your skin is smoother than creamy peanut butter left out on a hot day. A date with me would be ecstasy to you! I wouldn't have to take you out to fine restaurants or beaches, I'm all you'll need for the night, baby. Let me caress your loveliness in front of the fireplace, er, don't mind the running video camera...

Superman can move faster than a speeding bullet, and so can I...trust me.... I'll unplug the phone, pull down the blinds, and turn over all the framed photos of my girlfriends of the past and devote all my Joey-lovin' to you, my one and only.

Your Sex Machine,

Joey


Dear Jasmine,

Your lips are softer than rose petals, your eyes shine brighter than the stars, your skin is smoother than creamy peanut butter left out on a hot day. A date with me would be ecstasy to you! I wouldn't have to take you out to fine restaurants or beaches, I'm all you'll need for the night, baby. Let me caress your loveliness in front of the fireplace, er, don't mind the running video camera...

Superman can move faster than a speeding bullet, and so can I...trust me.... I'll unplug the phone, pull down the blinds, and turn over all the framed photos of my girlfriends of the past and devote all my Joey-lovin' to you, my one and only.

Your Sex Machine,

Joey


Dear Pamela,

Your lips are softer than rose petals...


To The Batmoblie! (er, I mean, Love Letters!)