Dearest Miss Perfect (or insert your name here),

It's hard to find a girl who's prettier than I am but you surpass that line. Those stunning eyes, that long flowing hair, those perfect lips. Being with you makes me feel like a manly man...and not some fruity chump everyone takes me for even though I have the manliest voice in the group!!!...but I guess that's the price you pay for being born a beauty, right? haha.

Oh, but enough about me. Let me describe what a perfect date for a perfect girl like you would be like. I would take you out for a romantic morning picnic...and after we could ride horses because I'm from Mississippi and I love to ride horses...and then after that we could go jet-ski around the lake...wouldn't that be fun, and who says southern boys don't know how to romance a girl. Haha.

Your Southern Sunshine,

Lance