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G' Morning Sunshine!

Here are the strange habits of the guys from *NSYNC on a typical morning and what they say to themselves every morning in the mirror. Here is what they do when no one is looking...

THE NEWER SET-older one at bottom with altered Chris morning habit.

Justin: "Hello, gorgeous. How are you this morning? Did you like the oil I used yesterday. Mmm...yes, here let me rub some of this on you..." (Justin applies another coat of wax to his FIFTH sparkling *new* car as he wakes up bright and early to take care of 'Betty.'-the car)

Joey: *groans* *gets up* *scratches himself* *groans* *uses the facility* *rubs his eyes* *falls back into bed* *groans* *falls back asleep*

Lance: *puts in his ultralight green contacts* "Gosh, after four years they STILL don't suspect that my eyes are really brown..."

JC: *plays a tape as he gets dressed* (from the tape comes a woman's smooth monotone voice) "You are your own person. You are confident. Special. Beautiful. And above all, your own person. To be happy is make yourself happy and to make yourself happy is to be happy..."

Chris: *gets up* *feeds doggies* *places a bowl of dog crunchies for himself-hey this is the morning, who's to say he is AWAKE at this time* *eats...scowls* and mumbles, "I ain't never getting the chocolate Cap'N Crunch again..."

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The older (but Chris one was altered-in other words IT HAS BEEN CHANGED-check it out) set.

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Justin: (to the mirror) "I drive a pretty car...I know how fine I am...nobody needs to say it. They love the clothes I wear. They compliment me and they just love the way I play it..."

Joey: (after staring long and hard at the wall) "Why the hell can't I see through walls yet?!?"

Lance: (practices looking tough in the mirror. notices that it doesn't work and just stares blankly at his reflection with a small clueless smile on his face)

JC: (Breathes slowly in) "You're beautiful. (Breathes slowly out) You're confident. (Breathes slowly in) Everybody likes you. (Breathes slowly out) You're beautiful. (Breathes slowly in) You're confident. (Breathes slowly out) Everybody likes you..."

Chris: (after showering and getting dressed he checks his mail) "Oh, dammit! Why do the HairClub for Men people keeping sending me their brochures!?!" (paranoid, Chris glances at himself in the mirror...about 502 times before breakfast).

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