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How to Make a Flight Attendant Go Crazy:

Wait until they've hauled the meal and beverage cart up the aisle, then get in between the bev and meal cart and attempt to walk to the lav.

Wear your headphones on super high volume and ignore the flight attendant with the beverage cart, then jump like they've surprised you. When you do finally look at them, scream " I can't hear you!" at the top of your lungs.

When you get an exit row seat tell the Flight Attendant, I'll we the first one out! or Do we get free drinks for sitting here?
submitted by Rege737

When the Flight Attendant brief you on the exit operation, tell ask her, Can I practice now?
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When the Flight Attendant approaches with the drink cart, ask her if she would like something to drink.
submitted by Watermelon

Press the Flight Attendant call button repeatedly, at least 4 times, and leave the call light off so they can't find you.

Ask for coffee. When the Flight Attendant comes back, ask for milk; When she returns, ask for sugar.

Ask Flight Attendant if people live down there.

On aircrafts with no video equipment ask when the movie starts.

During the beverage service, ask for a Frozen Piña Colada.

Ask for Expresso Coffee.

Tell the Flight Attendant the temperature is hot and ask him to help you open the window.

Ask if you can go outside to smoke.

Eat a banana and hand the peelings to the Flight Attendant.

Hand your baby's diaper to the Flight Attendant.

"As you exit the plane, say: I will NEVER fly this airline again!

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