Stupid Question Or Stupid Answer?
Nervous passenger: "How often do these aircraft crash?"Flight Attendant: “Only once.”
Lady: Is this my plane ?
Flight Attendant : No, it belongs to the Airline.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this plane to Los Angeles.
Flight Attendant: No Madam, I'm afraid its too heavy.
Flight Attendant: "How did you find your meat, sir?"
Passenger: "With a magnifying glass."
Passenger: What kind of water is this?
Flight Attendant: H 2 0
submitted by Debbie
Passenger: "What time do I change my watch to eastern
time?"
Flight Attendant: "Look out the window, and when you see the big black line,
change your watch to eastern time"
submitted by SkyyKatt
Passenger:Have the airplane stopped? Because nothing is moving outside.
Flight Attendant: "Yup, we
had to stop to get gas."
Passenger: "How high is this plane, Miss?"
Flight Attendant: "About thirty-two thousand
feet".
Passenger: "Who'd have believed it? And
could you tell me how wide it is?"
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