[As the Coronation PPV starts up the cameras pick up on Alla, one of the two valets for 'Showtime' Cole Steele', is seen walking out of Steele's dressing room heading down the hallway. As she continues to walk past several doors one suddenly opens up and out pops Anti-Girl. She attacks Alla from behind and begins to claw at the valet. After catching her by total surprise Anti-Girl whips Alla into the wall and then she begins to put the boots to the fallen valet just as several EWI security comes running up trying to break up the medley. Pushing Anti-Girl away security attends to Alla as Anti-Girl starts to walk away laughing and pointing at Alla the entire time.]
One is a Champion of the World.....
After ten minutes into the contest it was Radder who finally took the advantage by catching Aho off the ropes with a DVD in the center of the ring. With the crowd cheering Radder gets back up and looks out towards the crowd taking in their cheers. He then goes to pick up Aho and sets him up for his finisher Absolute Zero, but as he is about to hook the move in Aho manages to get an arm free and maneuvers into a punishing bulldog drop.
BS: What a move! This could be it! We could have a new champion!
GM: He's looking good and there is no stopping him cause he's got that gleam in his eye!
Trying to catch his breath he goes towards Radder and sets him up for The Ecstay which drives Radder into the canvas for the three count and the win.
BS: He's done it! Evan Aho has captured the dream and has won the EWI World Championship!
The other is a Champion of Extreme......
Back in the ring Sampson is still in control and looks ready for the kill. He goes to whip Kross into the ropes and positions himself for his deadly superkick, but Kross holds onto the ropes to avoid the attack. Sampson, upset and surprised, goes to rush Kross, but Kross ducks and Sampson goes over the top rope to the ground below. Kross then goes to the outside and continues to beat on Sampson until he's able to drag Sampson towards the set up table. Kross then places Sampson on the table and heads back into the ring. With Sampson still prone, Kross runs to the opposite side with the ropes giving him momentum. He then takes that and leaps over the top rope and comes crashing down on Sampson with a flying legdrop crashing the table upon impact.
BS: OH MY GOD! Kross is out for blood tonight!
MP: People have been putting him down and he wants to prove to the world that he is somebody.
In the back Love is about to set up Powers with his finisher, the Hurricane Piledriver, but Powers raises up and sends Love onto his back again. With the blood still flowing Powers looks around and searches for something until he finally finds it. Upon grabbing a half-filled Soju bottle from one of the South Korean workers in the back Powers brings Love to his feet and yells back 'I PREFER THIS!' and cracks Love in the face with it cutting him open as well. With Love down Powers continues his attack, but is jumped by Melissa. Powers tries to get her off and gets the help he needs from a recently blinded Fairhurst. She grabs at Melissa and drags her towards several pots nearby and opens one up to reveal the strong stench of Kimchi (OORP: Cabbage...don't ask). Screaming in terror Melissa tries her best to escape the stench, but Fairhurst manages to place a kicking Melissa headfirst into the South Korean delight.
BS: (laughing) Oh she's gonna be upset later on.
MP: That stuff STINKS! It's going to take forever to get that smell out of those clothes.
BS: You can go help her you know.
MP: You'll never hear this again, but she is on her own.
BS: A FIRST!!!
MP: SQUARE!
Back near the ring Jeffery Roberts has managed to make his way towards ringside just as Kross is tossing Sampson into the ring. As Kross is going for the pin he sees that Roberts is going for a chair and gets onto the ring apron. Kross then gets off of Sampson and goes to take the chair out of Roberts hands. As Kross finally turns around he is met with Sampson and his devastating superkick (Showstopper) with Sampson striking the chair which strikes the face of Kross. With Kross going down with a quickness Sampson covers him and the ref is there for the three count.
BS: We have a new champion in Rob Sampson, but it did not earn it alone!
MP: Oh yeah! The Showstopper is one thing, but with a chair? It's something else all together!
Tonight......they become......ONE!
[The camera cuts to The Alamodome right in the mist of San Antonio, Texas. As the camera pans around it picks up tens of thousands of screaming EWI fans waiving their signs and sounding off with several chants for their favorite stars. The camera then cuts to Brett Sanders and Garrett MacFarland who are in the announcer's booth getting ready for tonight's action.]
BS: Welcome one and all to the FINAL installment of the EWI’s Texas Temptation tour that continues right here in BEAUTIFUL San Antonio. Welcome to CORONATION! Joining me as always is the man on my right Gary McFarland. Gary....how the Hell are ya?
GM: How do you think I feel? Tonight is the night that the EWI, along with the entire WORLD, will never ever forget! Not only are we going to crown a brand new Cruiserweight Champion, but we're also gonna see the birth of a brand new Extreme World Champion! And we're gonna unify the three tag titles into one Triple Crown? How much better can it get?
BS: Well yes the bogus tag titles are on the line along with the one that counts the EWI Tag Titles in a triple threat match with champions The Motor City Maniacs, Tribal Instinct, and The Night Cripplers, but we have a TON of matches tonight!
GM: Eighteen to be exact.What the Hell was Zieba thinking? It's not like Houston was his fault.
BS: You know we're not supposed to talk about that subject.
GM: Oh yeah it's taboo. Whatever.
["Battleflag" by the Lo Fidelity All Stars begins to play as none other than Comissioner Chad Dupree walks out from the back accompanied by unknown individual. Dupree and the unknown man climb the stairs into the ring and then step through the ropes. Dupree is handed a microphone and begins to speak.]
CD: Ladies and gentlemen, I know you're all anxious to get tonight's card underway, but I have a very important announcement to make. Standing here beside me is Super Sports Network represenative, Marcus Gottfriend. The reason Mr. Gottfried is out here is that he and I wanted to let the entire world know that in the very near future, Extreme Wrestling International programming will soon be seen on SSN affiliates exclusively!
(The crowd applauds politely.)
CD: What this deal means is that more people than ever will now be able to see our show and we can truly show the entire world what our great federation is all about. Now tonight, Rob Sampson will meet Evan Aho in title unification match to crown our very first Extreme World champion. Mr. Gottfriend, is there anyone you favor winning the match?
MG: Well, Chad, I gotta say that Evan Aho epitomizes what SSN thinks the EWI should be all about, good old-fashioned wrestling!
CD: There you have it, folks. Thank you for your time. Let's get this show on the road!
("Battleflag" plays again as Dupree and Gottfriend walk to the back.)
GM: Old fashioned wrestling? Who is this dirtbag?
BS: Well he likes Evan Aho so he can't be that bad!
GM: He might as well just get on his knees, get down deep, and stick his head right up his....
BS: GARY!
GM: WHAT? Oh no cursing either. DAMNIT we can't do a F'N thing here can we? Those stiffnecks in the front office need to loosen up I swear!
BS: Not to detour from that subject, but our first match is about to start with two new debuts. How about it Gary Mac?
GM: On one side you have Snapcase doesn't take no crap, but on the other you have the showboat Tony Sajec. Hell this might be a great match after all!
BS: On that note let's get to the ring for our first battle at Coronation!
The lights go out… suddenly on the Entrance Screen the King Feisal III Logo appears on the screen. A chorus of boo’s accompany King Feisal as he makes his way down to the ring, wearing a sports jacket, no shirt on underneath, shorts, and flip flops. King Feisal enters the ring and grabs the mic.
KF: It is now time for me to introduce to you the future legend, the future icon, and the future of the EWI….
Gun’s and Roses “Right Next Door to Hell” bass line kicks in.
KF: THE MOST FANTASTIC CHARISMATIC AUTOMATIC LOVE MAKER BED SHAKER AND BONE BREAKER TURN ON TONY SAJEC!!!!
A group of dancers come out, line the Isle way and begin to dance… suddenly as the music becomes more intense all lights shut off… In a huge explosion of sparks and flames Turn On Tony Sajec stands at the top of the ramp, with a strobe light behind him. Confetti falls onto the crowd, as Tony Flexes his biceps in the light of the strobe. The lights slowly come back on Turn On Tony Sajec is wearing sunglasses and a shirt that reads “SnapCase Fan Club President” on the back is a picture of Slim Jim with the slogan “snap into it” underneath. Turn On makes his way to the ring, He flips over the top rope to enter the ring and immediately begins to flex. First his right arm accompanied by an explosion, then his left accompanied by another, then both at the same time with a huge explosion…. The music fades away and the dancers return to the dressing room. Turn On gives Feisal a huge high five.
Snapcase utilized his size advantage very well to begin the contest on a dominant note. Using a variety of slams and suplexes, Snapcase was able to score several two-counts. The momentum shifted when Snapcase attempted to powerbomb Sajec but instead saw the move reversed by a huracanrana. Sajec quickly followed up with a springboard dropkick. Snapcase reversed a second huracanrana with a snap powerbomb and quickly went for his Ground Zero sit-down powerbomb from the top rope. Snapcase lost his footing however and tumbled to the mat, allowing Sajec to leap off the top rope and connect with his Turn On Elbow Drop to score the win.
BS: What a debut for Sajec as he picks up his first win here in the EWI!
GM: See what happens when you drink? Snapcase lost his footing and also lost the match. There is no doubt in my mind if he would've laid off the booze he would've been victorious tonight.
BS: You don't even know if he was drinking tonight.
GM: Oh yeah. That's right. I wish it was ME that was lit up!
BS: Well coming up next we've got another pair of debuts as they are about to start it off.
GM: Now Inferno I have seen before in the now-folded NthWA. A former Cruiser champion he has everything to gain and nothing to loose in this match.
BS: What about Deluxe?
GM: He's alright and everything, but the man just doesn't impress me.
BS: Folks let's head back to the ring for this match!
As the match started out it was quickly in the favor of Inferno as he caught Major Deluxe with a spinning leg lariat and continued his assault. As Inferno was about to plant Deluxe with a double arm DDT, a mysterious woman appeared at the top of the rampway and started to make her way down.
GM: Hey wait who is this tart?
BS: She looks like...it is! It's Deluxe's manager Miss Thunder!
GM: And she's got a woody by her side! Wood bat that is.
BS: Couldn't resist could you?
GM: Nope.
Forgetting his opponent he continued to stare and, as everyone eventually figured out, she revealed herself to be none other than Miss Thunder. As she headed to the ring, with baseball bat in her hand, she made eye contact with Inferno and started to take her top off. As she got on the outside of the apron and got right in front of Inferno, she dropped the bat and flashed her chest to the mesmerized Inferno. With Inferno 'busy,' Major Deluxe tried to capitalize on the situation at hand and grabbed the baseball bat and went towards Inferno, but something broke Inferno's stare and he quickly ducked out of the way and pushed a rushing Deluxe into his manger and she crashed to the ground topless. With Deluxe dazed Inferno cashes in and catches him with his finisher, Inferno Drop (Powerbomb into top turnbuckle) for the pin and the victory.
BS: Inferno, just catching a lucky break, escapes with a win here tonight in his debut.
GM: Well Deluxe would've had a chance, but always blame the female on this one. If she only could be used for something good.
BS: At this time I just want to update everyone on our next set tour dates for the EWI and it's the California Dreamin' Tour.
GM: Oh yeah! I've been waiting for this one.
BS: We'll be on the California Cruisin Tour stopping at the following places. Heatwave in San Diego at the San Diego Sports Arena. Then to Shockwave in San Francisco at The Cow Palace......what?
GM: (laughing) Man I just don't know. Getting Extreme in San Fran. Aren't they extreme enough? If ya know what I mean.
BS: You're too much. After that it's a Heatwave in Sacramento at the ARCO Arena. And then, the PPV, will be in Los Angeles at Arrowhead Pond.
GM: Sounds like it's gonna be fun for all.
BS: Coming up next we've got the battle royal to determine who will advance onto the finals against Eric Davis for the Cruiserweight Title. Now before we went to the air we learned that Stevie Cool, who was supposed to be in the match, broke contract and has left the EWI.
GM: They're saying it's personal reasons, but my sources are saying that he's just running scared.
BS: Now you know that's not true. Who told you that?
GM: If I told you I would have to kill you. So please......do ya want me to tell you?
BS: Um nevermind. I think it's you that's been hitting the sauce just a tad bit too hard.
GM: (holds up three fingers) Honest no. Not this boy scout.
BS: Yeah right. So who do you see taking this match?
GM: Well with the history between all three of these competitors it's anyones ballgame, but the feuling factor here might just be Cole Steele getting vengenance against Darkness and his Anti-Girl for what happened earlier in the show.
BS: And just to update a report I have been told that Alla is okay from her sneak attack. She only got away with a few bruises.
GM: And I missed seeing that live by a few minutes. Ain't nothing better than seeing clothes fly and being apart of the action.
BS: Let's get to the ring....you're unbelievable.
As the announcements are made Darkness is the first one to come down the ramway along with Anti-Girl who just came off of attacking Alla earlier in the show. With Darkness now in the ring he looks towards the entranceway waiting on who is next to come out, but as he is looking down the rampway, Cole Steele comes running out of the crowd, jumping the barrier, sliding into the ring, and attacks Darkness from behind.
GM: Well I knew how pissed he was, but I didn't know he was this pissed!
BS: I'm sure it's about to get better, but where is Falcon?
GM: He's coming just give the man time.
Taking the advantage continues with a barrage of punches and tries to whip Darkness into the ropes, but Darkness reverses it and Steele goes into the ropes. As Darkness is getting ready to set up for a move, Steele catches him off the ropes with a Flying Head Scissors and takes him back down to the canvas. Steele then gets back to his feet and heads to the ropes again and as he comes off he hits a crippling dropkick to the knee of Darkness keeping him down on the canvas. Getting back to his feet with a quickness, Steele heads to the outside and to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a moonsault, but Darkness has enough mind to move out of the way and Steele comes crashing down to the mat. Now with Darkness trying to capitalize he picks up Steele and levels him with a reverse neckbreaker right in the center of the ring. Darkness, enjoying his work, then picks up Steele and whips him into the ropes and as Steele comes off Darkness scores with a spinning heel kick which catches Steele right on the chin bringing the man down hard. Feeling he has the win he goes to toss Steele out of the ring, but while this is going on Falcon music starts up and the crowd starts going wild.
BS: This could be it! Jesse Falcon is finally coming to the match!
GM: Oh man! You better look again. (laughing) Unless he lost say....three feet...then that's not Falcon. Either of them!
As everyone looks away from the ring and towards the top of the rampway expecting Falcon they are surprised to see two midgets emerge from behind the curtain instead. As they are making their way down to the ring Darkness is getting ready to send Steele out of the ring, but as he tosses him out Darkness doesn't pay attention to see if he made it all the way out as Steele manages to hang onto the top rope and only one foot hits the ground. Now with Darkness focused on the two midgets walking down towards the ring his expression turns into a scowl and is obviously upset. As the midgets come closer one of them pulls out a microphone.
Midget: Hey Darkness. Do you know exactly what you mean to us? You don't mean a squirt of PISS TO US! As a matter of fact if we was in that ring right now we would show the entire world how the little people can beat up on a peon like yourself!
As Darkness is near the ring rope trading words with the midgets, Steele has managed to make his way back into the ring and sees what's going on. Taking advantage, Steele makes a run towards the turnbuckle nearest to Darkness and jumps on it. Meanwhile, hearing the screams from Anti-Girl, Darkness quickly turns around, but he is only met with a top rope dropkick that sends Darkness over the top rope and onto the floor below. With Darkness down the midgets come running down towards the ring and starts to lay the boots to the man and this brings Anti-Girl to help out.
BS: Darkness has been eliminated! It looks like Steele is going to win this one cause Falcon is nowhere to be seen.
GM: And that's a shame too because....HEY WAIT IT'S THE GIRLS!
BS: Calli and Alla have come to help Steele!
GM: Now this is what I paid for! CATFIGHT!
BS: Mike?
GM: Wha? SHADDUP!
As she is trying to help two more people emerge from the crowd and it's none other than Calli and Alla who are returning the favor from earlier in the show. As they are working over Anti-Girl, Darkness has managed to gain the upper hand against his foes by whipping one into the guard rail and the other into the ring steps. He then goes towards Alla and grabs her from behind pulling her off of Anti-Girl. Seeing what is going on Steele backs up and leaps out of the ring with a suicide dive out of the ring and catches, not only Darkness, but Alla as well. Now with Steele and Darkness eliminated from the match, EWI security comes running down trying to separate everyone, but strangely one of the security personnel rolls into the ring and looks out into the crowd. As they finally realize who it is they start screaming his name 'Falcon, Falcon, Falcon.' as he reaches for the mic.
JF: Well look at this. Darkness eliminated along with Steele taking matters into his own hand? My goodness. I guess I win!
BS: Oh you have to be kidding!
GM: This is GREAT! Falcon has this match scouted perfectly and came in JUST at the right time! And now it'll be a fresh Falcon meeting Davis for the Cruiserweight title!
BS: This is unreal. Anyway, as they try to get everyone out of the ringside area, we still have many more matches to go through to include our next match The new and improved Electric Company taking on Amplified.
GM: Well we haven't heard from Amplified since Blitzkrieg so they might have some rust on their side, but EC? It's Ma and Hercules to prove that they belong in the EWI!
BS: And I guess it's time to see how the self proclaimed "new and improved" Electric Company fares against Amplified.
"Mr. Electricity" Ma Chiang and Bass start the match out. Bass gains the advantage and whips Ma into the ropes. Ma ducks a clothes line and comes back with a cross body block. Ma begins to stomp on Bass before Bass jumps up and begins pummeling Ma with a series of punches. Bass attemps to throw Ma into the turnbuckle but Ma reverses it, sending Bass crashing into the corner. Bass regains himself and begins running towards Ma. Ma quickly turns it into a powerslam.
BS: And Ma Chaing was ready for that one!
Ma moves to his corner and tags in his partner.
BS: Let's see how this new member of The Electric Company does.
GM: He'll probably suck.
BS: Why do you say that?
GM: I dunno.
Hercules Ogawa moves in and dropkicks Bass' knee. Bass falls to the canvas. Ogawa picks him up and then runs into the ropes. He comes off and nails Bass with an ax bomber clothesline. Bass falls to the mat. Hercules picks him up and whips him into the ropes, but Bass comes back with a desperate kick to the stomach and a DDT, allowing him to get to hit partner. Deezee, who is fresh, comes in and hits Hercules with a spinning heel kick, knocking the larger man down. Deezee runs into the ropes, as Hercules gets to his feet. Deezee quickly knocks him back down with a hand spring elbow. Deezee drops an elbow onto Hercules. Deezee picks Hercules up and sets him up for a powerbomb.
BS: And Powerbomb by Deezee onto Hercules Ogawa!
Deezee picks Hercules up and hits the Da Layout, a spinning heel kick, to the back of Hercules' head. Deezee moves to the corner and leans into it as he waits for Hercules to get to his feet. Deezee runs towards Hercules and jumps over him, using his momentum to turn the move into a DDT.
BS: That was the Riot Stopper by Deezee! Hercules is down!
GM: Told you he sucked.
BS: Don't count him out yet.
Deezee covers Hercules. One, Two, -- kick out.
BS: Told ya so.
GM: Hey, Bret. I've got two words for ya...
BS: Don't even...
Deezee moves to the corner and tags in his partner. Bass runs at Ogawa, but Hercules reverses it, throwing Bass into the turnbuckle. Bass stumbles out and Hercules hits Bass with a gut-wrench suplex. Hercules quickly tags in his partner. Ma runs in as Bass gets up. Ma takes him down with an arm-bar takedown. Bass gets up and is met with a spear by Ma Chaing. Ma then runs to the corner and nails Deezee with a clothesline, knocking him to the concrete. Ma with the pin on Bass. One, two, thr-- kick out.
BS: Close call for Amplified.
Ma picks Bass up and picks him up for a Cruicifix Powerbomb. He hits it and pins again. But, Deezee is in and breaks up the count. Hecules runs in and clotheslines Deezee. He knocks Deezee into the corner and hits him with a DDT. Ma picks Bass up and puts him onto his shoulders as Hercules climbs the turnbuckle.
BS: This could be it, folks.
Hercules jumps off and hits Bass with a body press, knocking Bass hard to the mat.
BS: That was the Electric Chair. Ma with the pin. One, Two, Three. And this one is over! See, Garrett, I told you that Hercules was no pushover.
GM: Shut up.
BS: You have to admit that was an impressive win for The Electric Company.
GM: They could've done better.
BS: And from one exciting match we head towards another as Ash takes on the number one contender for the TV title. The ever unpredictable Tabu.
GM: Ash did the impossible when he beat Aho, but to face Tabu for his first defense? Somebody in the front office does not like Ash.
BS: And considering his attack on Sky Suicide last week you figure he has to be looking over his shoulder.
GM: Hey Sky Suicide brought that on himself.
BS: Folks let's go to the ring for the TV match up!
Ash charges Tabu, but is caught with a knife edge chop that sends Ash to the mat. Tabu chokes Ash with his boot. The ref starts the count and reaches four before Tabu releases the hold. The Ref pulls Tabu off to the side and is telling him to watch it. While the refs back is turned, 187 pulls Ash out of the ring and body slams him on the cement floor. Tabu takes this opprotunity to shoot of the far ropes and come flying over the top rope with a senton bomb on top of Ash. Tabu pulls up Ash by the hair and throws him back in the ring. Sal E. Dastardly jumps up on the apron and Tabu pulls a fork out of his trunks, but Ash hits a standing side kick that sends Tabu reeling. Ash comes off the far ropes and hits a thunderous clothesline, Tabu drops the fork on the outside of the ring. Ash hits a release Northernlights Suplex and finally Tabu is off his feet. Ash wastes no time and drives the point of his elbow into the sternum of Tabu. Tabu gasps for breathe as Sal E. Dastardly jumps up on the apron again. Ash charges and hits Dastardly with a forearm shiver that sends him falling to the floor. Ash spins around, but is caught with a palm thrust to the throat.
BS: Tabu has the upper hand here.
GM: Don't count Ash out, He's victory over Evan Aho wasn't some fluke.
Ash staggers to his feet as Tabu climbs the top rope. Ash turns and is caught with a flying lariat off the top rope. Tabu ignores Ash and slides out of the ring and grabs his fork. As Tabu turns around, Ash catches him with a baseball slide that sends Tabu into the security railing. Ash climbs out and double axehandles Tabu in the back. Sal E. Dastardly stalks toward Ash, but the ref is there to stop him. 187 hits Ash with a chair from behind. Tabu has the fork and digs it into the forehead of Ash, blood starts to flow and the Television Champion throws a wild punch that connects. Ash rolls back in the ring and grabs his forehead, Ash looks at his hands and sees blood. Tabu rolls back in but is quickly met by Ash, who spears Tabu. Ash throws wild punches as Tabu struggles to get away. Ash rolls off of Tabu and rolls out of the ring. Ash picks up a chair and throws it in the ring.
BS: Looks like things are about to get extreme in there.
GM: Ash has snapped. That's what happens when you're in HOA.
Ash weilds the chair and cocks it back, but the ref yanks it out of his hands. Tabu takes the opprotunity to push Ash out of the ring. Sal E. Dastardly comes over and lays the boots to Ash. Ash springs up to his feet and wipes the blood from his forehead. Ash grabs Sal E. and hits the Burning Sensation, Tabu lets out a loud growl and flys over the top rope and hits Ash with a suicide dive. Ash and Tabu are on the outside, when suddenly the crowd gets to its feet. Malign is slowly walking out to the ring. Tabu throws Ash back in the ring, 187 destracts the ref as Tabu pulls a powder out of his trunks. Tabu pours it in his hand and waits for Ash to get up. Malign slides under the bottom rope and pushes Tabu's hand up, causing the powder to get in his eyes. Malign then pulls Brass Knuckles out of his trunks and hits Tabu in the back of the head. Ash goes for the cover as Malign pulls 187 off the apron. One....Two....Three...
GM: Hey Ash did it! He retained the title.
BS: But look how he did it. He did it with help.
GM: But did he keep the title?
BS: Yes but....
GM: SILENCE I'll hear no more. Besides Ash just got a microphone.
A: Hold on there.
(Malign stops on the ramp and turns to face Ash.)
A: Just who the hell do you think you are? Listen, freak-boy. Just because I came out last week and helped you beat the s*** out of Sky Suicide doesn't mean that we're buddies, OK? The guy said a bunch of BS about me and that's why I beat him. The fact that it was in your match with him is worthless.
(Malign begins to speak when Ash interrupts him.)
A: NO! I'm NOT your FRIEND. I don't want to be your friend. You walk around bitching and moaning about not having any friends in the EWI? Well, maybe it's because you're a f***ing PSYCHO! And as far as what one of those idiot announcers said about us being together and you being in the HOA, well, I hope you weren't stupid enough to take that seriously, Malign. Because you are not now, NOR WILL YOU EVER be in the HOA! The HOA is for the elite. And, you my fine freaky friend, are nothing more that a big blue piece of TRASH! I'm the best damn TV Champ that this fed has ever had and I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP to beat pieces of crap like Tabu. So just BUTT OUT!
(Ash takes a cigarette from his pocket and lights it. Malign grabs a mic from a nearby stage hand.)
Malign: Well, I guess I had the wrong idea. I really thought this time that I had found a friend. This sh** always happens. I can never seem to find someone to care about me, but I guess that its no big deal because if you don't want to be my friend then I guess I will just have to treat you like I do all my other no friendly people... and dont worry there's enough room in my fun house for you.
Malign turns and heads up the ramp, but as he does “Rocket Queen” fades starts up and Sky Suicide is standing on the entrance ramp, armed with a microphone in hand. Sky waits for the jeering to let up, before he speaks.
SUICIDE: Congratulations on a job done unwell, Ash. I see that even with help (points at Malign) you still couldn't get the job done. Then again, on second thought, maybe you DID get the JOB done! You probably know why I came out, but unlike you, I thought I’d give you fair warning before I walk down there and beat you into oblivion.
Sky slowly makes his way closer and closer to the ring as he addresses Ash. Meanwhile Malign makes his way back to the ring and slides in.
SUICIDE: I don’t know about you, but I think it’s pretty damn cheap to come out after someone is all tired and out of breath after a tough match, and then you and your sidekick kick them when they are down. Well, what goes around, comes around.
Sky slides into the ring. The tired Ash steps back while Malign stands by his side.
SUICIDE: (grinning) Come here. Both of ya. Come here.
Ash is tired. He is still breathing heavily, but Malign is alert for whatever is about to happen.
SUICIDE: Ash, were you one of those kids who rode to school on the short bus? If you had any brains, you wouldn’t have done what you did to me. I’ve never really been a forgiving person. I don'’t believe in letting people get away with their mistakes. When someone does something stupid, then they should be punished for it. And as for you (points at Malign again), well, everyone knows what you did.
Sky walks up to Ash and gets in his face.
SUICIDE: I’ll give you to the count of five to apologize for your foolish behavior! I’d do it if I were you! ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR
Suddenly a huge explosion erupts at the entrance KING FEISAL III PRODUCTIONS APPEARS ON THE SCREEN Sky, Ash, and Malign turn to the screen. Displayed is the HOA locker room, King Feisal III is there blocking the door with a fork lift… Behind Ash and Malign, Turn On Tony Sajec appears from out of the crowd and slides into the ring without either knowing.
Ash stares at the screen with a confused look on his face… Suddenly he is smashed with a steal chair from Turn On, Sky catches Malign off-guard and hits the Sky solution, Turn On sets up the chair, picks up Ash and nails the Reverse Death Valley Driver through the chair. Sky and Turn On viciously boot both of them out of the ring. Sky and Turn On High five
“Another explosion erupts and “Ride the Wind” begins to play, as King Feisal makes his way to the ring, he spits on Ash and steps on him to enter the ring, then proceeds to grab the mic.
KING FESIAL: I AM HERE TO MAKE AN A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT… TURN ON TONY SAJEC, KING FEISAL III and NOW SKY SUICIDE have decided to combine the BEST DAMN WRESTLERS, ENTERTAINERS, and HEARTBREAKERS into one stable… LET ME INTRODUCE TO YOU….SKY SUICIDE, TURN ON TONY SAJEC, and their manager KING FEISAL III, THE VITAL IDOLS!!!!
King Feisal hands the mic to Sky
SUICIDE: HOA, I just taught this overgrown piece of crap right here, you mess with the best you fall like the rest, you have two paths ahead of you right now… A. You could let it be and recognize the VITAL IDOLS are superior to you… or B: You can retaliate, which will end in the destruction of the HOA… its up to you, the VITAL IDOLS don’t care either way because Turn On and I don’t mind showing the fans how worthless and pathetic you really are.
Suicide tosses Turn On the mic
TURN ON: HOA, bring it on!… now that that crap is over with lets go to the celebration party…
Turn On, Sky, and King Feisal High Five as “Ride the Wind” begins to play again…
GM: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR! They should be suspended or something!
BS: Well the way I see it Sky Suicide returned the favor.
GM: Oh screw that! What a bogus line of Sh----
BS: SOUTHERN COMFORT! That's the next tour for the EWI and it's happening in these areas.....
GM: ....don't try and cover it up.
BS: We're gonna have Heatwave in Charlotte at the Charlotte Coliseum. After that we'll be heading to Greensboro for Shockwave at the Greensboro Coliseum.
GM: Hey isn't that CSWA territory?
BS: Don't even start that. From there we'll be in south Carolina for Heatwave in Greenville at the Bi-Lo Center. And then from there......in Hotlanta GA....we'll be at the Georgiadome for our next PPV.
GM: WCW won't even know what hit'em.
BS: They don't even know what's hitting them now.
GM: That's true.
BS: Well coming up next we've got the returning Antonia Corleone in action. Before he was supposed to take on 'Too Sweet' Brian Schwartz, but something happened and he couldn't be here.
GM: Yeah he missed his bus or plane or whatever. He knew he was going to face 'The Silencer' and he bailed for another day, but HEY...we got The UnForgiven. Talk about a smash match.
BS: Let's go to the ring for the next bout.