As Kin Hiroshi is escorted out of the ring by the ref, Eddy Love takes a slow stroll to the ring obviously enjoying the moment on his face. Once inside Aho rushes him with a charging axhandle bodyblock, but Love catches him in mid air and converts it to a pumphandle suplex.
BS: Aho tried to gain the early advantage, but Love was ready.
GM: Aho needs to go into his playbook and rewrite the entire damn thing cause there is NO WAY he's gonna beat Eddy Love this night.
As Love bends down to pick up Aho, Aho rakes the face of 'Hurricane' Eddy Love catching him offguard and giving him a chance to get back to his feet. Evan Aho then shoots a couple of punches 'to the head of Love staggering the big man. Hooking him up Aho then delievers a belly to back suplex bringing the big man down to the canvas.
BS: What a move by Aho! He's out to fight again.
GM: Shoot he's out for survival this time and he knows it!
With both wrestlers back up Aho tries for a shortarm clothsline, but Love ducks and catches Aho right on the chin with a superkick knocking him out of the ring. With Aho out Love takes the advantage to showboat in front of the fans. Eventually, Evan Aho makes his way back into the ring and sneaks up behind Love, turns him around, and connects with a knife edge chop surprising him. Aho then executes the jumping sidekick Love bringing him down to the canvas. Aho quickly follows up hitting with a
rolling knee right on Love's head. '
BS: You can't count Aho out cause he is STILL in this game!
GM: Why can't he just lay down and get it over with!
As Aho is picking Love back up he tries to hit with a suplex, but Love blocks the move. Love then counters and connects with a cradle suplex bringing Aho crashing to the canvas. Eddy Love, with the advantage, then gets on top of Aho and applies a chinlock deadlock submission move making Aho scream out in pain.
BS: Where did Love learn that move?
GM: Learn it? The man wrote it Brett I swear get a clue!
As Love continues to apply pressure the ref checks on Aho, but he is refusing to give up. Soon after Love gets up breaking the hold, but places a boot to the side of Aho's head knocking him back down. Love then picks up Aho and hits with a running powerslam right in the middle of the ring.
BS: And Love has got the cover. We've got one ... t--
GM: DAMN he broke the hold! Damn Aho!
As Love is picking Aho back up, Aho breaks it up and sends another chop into the chest of Love. Aho tries again, but Love ducks under the move and catches him coming back around with a jawbreaker. With Aho down Love follows it up with a standing legdrop landing right on Aho's head.
GM: Love's got another cover! One ... T--
BS: Again Evan Aho kicks out!
GM: DAMN!!!
Missing the count Love picks up Aho and shoots him into the ropes. As Aho comes off Love goes for a big boot, but Aho ducks and hits with a short lariat bringing Love down. With Love down Aho quickly follows up with a perfectly places elbowdrop. Aho then grabs Love's arm and wraps it up applying pressure and keeping the big man off of his feet. After a few minutes Love eventually made it to his feet and, with his other hand, shot some open hand chops on the chest of Evan Aho. Catching him staggering Love then hooks up Aho and hits with a belly-to-back suplex.
GM: Love is in total control again. Now that's what I'm talkin about!
With Love back up he shoots Aho into the ropes again and catches him trying for a hiptoss, but Aho changes his footing and it's Love that gets hiptossed instead. Aho then follows up measuring Love off with a falling closed fist right into his skull. Feeling the advantage Aho runs into the ropes and hits love again with a running elbow right in the center of the ring.
BS: Aho's got'em covered this time and here goes the ref. One ... TWO .. TH--
GM: NO! Love kicks out! Thank God!
After the kickout Love tries to get back up, but Aho takes him back down with a headlock takedown continuing to apply pressure. Seeing he has control Aho raises in the air and drops a knee into the chest of Love. Feeling the strength Aho picks up Eddy Love and scoopslams him right in the center of the ring. With Love down Aho is quick to go to the second turnbuckle and follow up with elbow drop. Evan Aho, feeling it, picks up Love and is about to send him into the ropes, but instead, using his strength, catches Aho, lifts him up, and drops him with a huge gutbuster. With Aho down now Love polishes him off with a series of boots to the body of Aho while he's down.
GM: Kickin the man while he's down. Now THAT'S what I'M talkin about!
BS: You would enjoy that.
GM: Oh man get the stick out of your full point of contact already and enjoy the party!
Love, with the advantage, tries to shoot an elbow at Aho, but Evan moves out of the way and catches love with a spinning leg lariat instead knocking Love back down. Waiting on Love, Aho sets up and and catches a barely standing Eddy Love with a reverse neckbreaker. Getting back up quick again Aho grabs Love and hooks him up with a double underhook suplex and then goes for the cover.
BS: Love is covered again. We've got one ... Two ... TH ---
GM: NEVER! Love kicks out again! You'll never pin Love ... NEVER!!!
BS: Would you get off the man's coat tails already!
With Love trying to get back up he forgets where Aho is and is caught out of nowhere with a split legged moonsault by Aho knocking him back down. Aho, now in control, shoots Love into the ropes, but Love hangs on to Aho's arm and connects with a short arm lariat clothesline instead. Picking Aho back up Evan tries to defend him self raising a knee to the midsection of Love, but Eddy manages to brush it off an sends Aho on his behind agian with a hiptoss. Picking Aho back up Love is surprised with a shot to the face by Evan's elbow. Quick to follow up Evan moves to the side of Love and dropkicks him right in his right knee knocking the big man down to bended knee. Aho then manuvers to the other side and kicks Love right in the chest staggering him still. Feeling he's in control Aho picks him up and sends Love into the ropes, but on the way back Love catches Aho in the air and moves him into a shoulderbreaker manuver crushing him on the way down. Love then grabs Aho and flings him over the top rope to the floor below.
GM: This thing has moved back to the outside and Kin is right there to get a very close look.
BS: Oh I bet he'll be FAR from doing that.
As Aho is trying to get back to his feet Hiroshi comes running foward and drops Aho back down with a running clothesline. Now with Aho down Love continues the assult laying in the boots to the body of Aho. As Aho is trying to get back up Love is right there to nail Aho with a doulbe axhandle chop staggering the Television Champion and then follows up with more stomps to the body. Love, feeling he's done his job, takes Aho and pushes him back into the ring.
BS: Love is not letting up on Aho.
GM: You expected him to? Not only is Love gonna be the Extreme World champion, but he's gonna have the TV title for a necklace!
Love, back in, slips behind Aho and applies a full nelson on him. Eddy then picks up Aho and slams him right back to the canvas releasing the move. Looking over Aho, Love backs up a couple of steps and waits for Aho to get back to his feet. ONce he does Love charges forward and tackles Aho back to the canvas quick to follow up with flying fist to the face and body of Aho. Still in control Love picks Aho back up and drops him with a punishing backbreaker making Aho scream out in pain.
BS: Eddy Love is unstoppable tonight. Listen to this crowd giving Love heat!
GM: Forget the heat they know a true champion when they see one!
Taking in the 'support' from the fans, 'Hurricane' Eddy Love drags Evan Aho to the floor once again as the ref starts his count once more. With Aho out of it Love picks up a chair and tosses it at Aho who catches it, but Love quickly follows it up with a fist puching the chair and pucnhing Aho at the same time. With Aho down Love gets some camera cord and wraps it around Aho's neck trying to choke him out, but Aho manages to break the hold throwing some puches into Love's head. Taking the advantage Aho wraps up Love and takes him down on the outside and returing the favor with the boots into Love. Letting Love get back up Aho tried to shoot some more fist, but Love blocked it, pulled Aho towards him, and connected with a inverted atomic drop.
GM: Ohhh. That's gonna hurt forever and a day!
BS: The ref is at the count of five, but neither are trying to make their way back in yet.
Love then tries for a clothesline, but Aho duckes it and hits with one of his own instead on Love. Aho then rakes the face of Love only to follow it up with a series of chops backing Love up with each thunderous shot. Aho then grabs Love and tries to shoot him into the steel steps, but Love reverses it and goes for the advantage. As he tries it Aho manages to walk over the steel steps and swing around love pushing him right into it shoulder first. Evan Aho then goes to the ring apron and leg drops the throat of 'Hurricane' Eddy Love.
BS: And you call other people sick. Look at Aho and the way he's treating Love!
GM: Someone better pay attention to the ref's count cause he's to seven.
As the two try te get back into the ring it's Aho that is in first, but as soon as he gets in he runs to the other side of the ropes only to come back and catch Love on the outside ring apron coming in with a lighting running dropkick knocking him out of the ring again.
BS: The ref is to nine .... TEN!!! AHO HAS WON THIS MATCH!
GM: WHAT? A COUNTOUT? OH HELL NO!!!
BS: Aho has won again! He has pinned two people and has a countout win over Eddy Love!
GM: But the man is tired and I don't know if he can face Hiroshi.
BS: Well he better figure something out cause here comes Hiroshi!!!
As Kin Hiroshi rolls into the ring he gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Evan Aho. Aho then gives Hiroshi a reverse neckbreaker for his troubles of getting back up. With Hiroshi down, Aho goes to the croner and nails Hiroshi with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Staying on top of him, Aho short lariats Kin Hiroshi as he tries to get back up yet again. Now with Hiroshi down, Evan Aho rolls onto Kin Hiroshi trying to connect with a knee, but misses the move.
GM: Well Aho tried to keep on top of Hiroshi, but it was too little and too late as Aho lost the advantage.
BS: Still, Aho has proved it before and he'll prove it again that there is no keeping the man down.
GM: Yeah right.
Kin back up, he hits Evan Aho with an inverted atomic drop and sends a shiver through Aho's body. As Kin tries to advance Aho grabs him and takes both of them to the outside of the ring. With the ref starting the count Evan Aho ducks low and hits Kin Hiroshi with the crotch slam. As Kin is slowly getting back to his feet, Aho grabs a chair and brings it crashing it on Kin's head busting him open and bleeding just as quick. Evan Aho then tries for a dropkick, but Kin somehow manages to avoid it and Aho comes crashing down to the ground. Quick to his feet Aho nails Kin Hiroshi with a belly-to-back suplex. After a couple of more punches by Aho he tosses Hiroshi back into the ring.
BS: And Aho continues to hold his own against unimaginable odds!
GM: It's got to give! I'm telling you he's got to GIVE!!!
Once inside Aho chops Hiroshi down to size, but Kin returns the favor that quick as he rakes his fingers across Evan Aho's eyes and then getting behind him and raking his fingers against his back. Kin Hiroshi then hits Evan Aho with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Wiping the blood out of his eyes Hiroshi puts Evan Aho in an arm grapevine submission. Seeing that it's not working Kin Hiroshi knees Evan Aho and rolls back to his feet. Watching Aho getting back up Kin goes into the ropes, but on the way back Aho takes him down with a clothesline and then is quick to follow up with a dragon screw from Evan Aho.
BS: OUT OF NOWHERE! Aho hooks the leg. One ... TWO ... TH --
GM: NO! Hiroshi breaks the hold and he's back in this thing!
As Aho picks Hiroshi back up Kin hooks Aho's head and drops him with a bulldog right in the center of the ring only to follow up shooting a forearm smash into Aho's face as he is trying to get to his feet. Kin Hiroshi then lifts up Aho and executes a huge gutbuster on the Television Champion. With total control Kin hooks up Aho and tries to lift him up in a suplex, but Aho blocks the move. After a couple of more failed attempts Aho lifts up Kin, but instead of a regular suplex Aho drops Kin with a front suplex! Evan Aho then gets behind him and puts a knee to Kin Hiroshi's back and pulls hims arms back.
BS: Painful manuver! The ref is asking if Kin wants to give it up, but the Bran Muffin man is shaking his head no!
GM: Oh you'll never get this man to give up. Hell I don't even think he understands if the ref is ASKING him to give up.
BS: You just HAVE to throw that in don't you?
Seeing that the move isn't working Evan Aho instead grabs Hiroshi and executes a swinging bulldog on Kin Hiroshi driving Kin Hiroshi's face into the mat. Both back to their feet Aho tries to shoot a punch, but Kin blocks it and takes his elbow to Aho's face instead. Seeing Aho staggered, Hiroshi goes into the ropes, but is met with a jumping sidekick by Aho taking Kin off of his feet and hard to the canvas. Evan Aho then applies an arm wrench to Kin Hiroshi making the SSN cruisereight cringe in pain. Back to his feet, Kin Hiroshi hits Evan Aho with a baba chop staggering and surprising the champion. Kin Hiroshi then is quick to follow up when he hits a spinning leg lariat on Evan Aho sending him to the mat. As Hiroshi goes to pick up Aho, Aho hits Kin Hiroshi with the back of his elbow knocking Kin off-guard. Evan Aho then executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Kin Hiroshi.
BS: People have tried to put this man down, but I would have to say that, pound for pound, Evan Aho is the best wrestler the EWI has to offer.
GM: Why don't you just give him some dollars too why don't ya? Praise him like you was in a church ... GEEZ!
As Kin is getitng back up, Evan Aho trys for a tilt-a-whirl powerslam but Kin Hiroshi avoids it only to walk right into a spinning leg lariat which sends Kin crashing to the mat. As Aho picks up Hiroshi he tosses him into the ropes and tries for a clothesline, but Hiroshi ducks the move. On the way back Kin hits a kneeling headbutt to Evan Aho's groin bringing him down to the ground only to follow up with an elbowdrop.
BS: Back and forth this could be anyone's ballgame!
GM: See? Don't count out Hiroshi cause the little guy will surprise ya!
Now with both back to their feet Aho sends Hiroshi into the turnbuckle and begins to smash his face into the top corner. With, Kin staggering out, he gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Aho then rakes the face of Hiroshi and surprises him with a spinebuster takedown. Aho, to add further insult, wraps up Kin's arm into a chicken wing.
BS: And Hiroshi is screaming in pain, but he won't give up!
GM: That's a true wrestler there!
Seeing that the move isn't working, Evan Aho goes for a leg drop but Kin Hiroshi dodges the attack, but Evan is quick enough to catch Hiroshi and connects with a closed fist to the back of Hiroshi's head. As Aho brings Hiroshi back up he goes to whip him into the ropes, but Kin counters and sends Aho instead only to catch him with a clothesline bringing down the Television Champion.
BS: He's trying to catch a break anyway he can, but Aho knows if he gives up it's all over.
GM: I KNOW! Aho's been a little terror in the ring and I don't think Gottfried has another ace in his pocket to get at Aho.
Surprising Hiroshi, Aho knifehand chops Hiroshi and follows it up taking him down with a corkscrew armdrag. Evan Aho then rolls onto Kin Hiroshi connecting with a knee and hooking his leg.
BS: Aho's at it again! We've got one ... Two ... TH---
GM: NO!! Hiroshi has kicked out again!
As he kicks out Hiroshi gets back to his feet only to be met by an Aho chop. Evan grabs Hiroshi's head again and runs towards the corner smashing Kin's face into it again. Evan Aho, backing up, catches Kin staggering out of the corner and executes the jumping sidekick on him.
BS: And again Aho tries for a pin. We've got one....TWO.... TH---
GM: NO NO HELL NO! Kin Hiroshi kicked out again!!
As Kin is trying to get to his feet again, Evan Aho hits a spinning leg lariat on Kin Hiroshi sending him to the mat once more and follows up with an elbowdrop. Waiting for him to get back up, Evan Aho nails Kin Hiroshi with a belly-to-back suplex. As Kin is slow to get back up he is nailed again with an inverted atomic drop by Aho. Evan Aho climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Kin Hiroshi.
BS: He's going for a pin again! One. TWO ... TH---
GM: NO! Hiroshi has kicked out AGAIN!
BS: And look at Aho! He is beside himself!
Evan Aho, frustrated, drags Kin Hiroshi to the floor and takes him down with another chop. Evan Aho then grabs another steel chair, swings, and hits Kin Hiroshi busting him open again. With the advantage, Evan Aho hits a neck-breaker on Kin Hiroshi dazing him, but Aho helps out by tossing Hiroshi back into the ring. As Aho is getting back into the ring Hiroshi shocks him with a series of knifehand chops. '
GM: Oh here comes the comback!
Kin Hiroshi kicks Evan Aho in the head dazing him the first time, but then thrust kicks Evan Aho in the head again droping him to the ground. HIroshi then wraps up Aho with The Jiro-Kin Sleeper taking Aho so far out of the game .... he's out.
BS: It's over! Just that quick, just when you thought Evan Aho would retain, Kin Hiroshi comes in and claims the title! Oh the SSN had a plan tonight.
GM: And a perfect plan it was. Soften up Aho by sending in Love and follow up with Hiroshi? Now Hiroshi is a champion and Aho is just another chump McCave does for a free bowl of soup!
BS: Cut that out! Folks we've got to cut away, but when we come back it's Bump Daddy J and Kevin Powers going one on one ... NEXT!
BS: Welcome back everyone. What a match ... what a PAIR of matches we've just seen by Evan Aho. Okay he lost the title, but he put on one HELL of a show!
GM: Say what you want the man still lost no matter HOW many people you put in front of him.
BS: Coming up next we've got Bump Daddy J and Kevin Powers going one on one. How about it Gary?
GM: When Powers wants to say something he'll do it at anyone's expense. The best thing you can do is just to stay out of the big man's way, but in the case of Bump Daddy J this rookie hasn't learned the ropes yet. I feel that Powers is gonna mop the floor with him.
BS: In that case let's get to the ring ann watch this match in action!
"Good God" Kevin Powers makes his entrance first. The crowd pops like mad as the big man makes his way to the ring and then steps in over the top rope. Powers asks for a microphone and is promptly handed one.
KP: It wasn't too long ago that I saw those two geeks out here, and they had picked out some new music for their opponents. Now. ol' "Good God" thought that was a pretty nice gesture...
The crowd boos.
KP: No, no...I mean it. But anyway, I wanted to show that there were no hard feelings on my part toward Rump Daddy J...
The ring announcer whispers into Powers' ear.
KP: Bump Daddy J? That's what I said. Anyway, to show there are no hard feelings, I'd like Rump Daddy J to come out here on the stage.
Bump Daddy J appears at the top of the stage, looking confused.
KP: I know we've got a match and all, but I still wanted to show you there are no hard feelings, so ol' "Good God" did you a favor. So hold your head up high and proud as you make your way to the ring with your NEW entrance music playing.
Powers gives the microphone back to the ring announcer and Bump Daddy J starts down the ramp. Suddenly, "Self Esteem" by The Offspring begins to play and the crowd erupts with laughter as Bump Daddy J's face turns red and he puts his hands over his ears as he walks to the ring. Powers meets him coming in with a knee to the midsection.
BS: Powers is wasting no time!
GM: Bump Daddy J deserves better than this!
Powers whips Bump to the ropes and goes for a boot to the face but Bump evades it and unleashes a dropkick. Powers is staggered but doesn't leave his feet. Bump boots Powers in the midsection and attempts a DDT but Powers backdrops his way out of it.
GM: Powers' size is going to negate a lot of Bump Daddy's normal offense. He's got to come up with something else.
BS: Good call, Gary Mac.
Powers follows up with side suplex and covers for two. He then whips Bump to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a sidewalk slam. Powers runs to the ropes and follows up with a jumping legdrop. He covers and gets two and half before Bump kicks out.
GM: C'mon Bump Daddy! You can't let him get all the offense in!
Powers pulls Bump Daddy up but Bump immediately rakes his eyes. He then takes the big man to the corner and lays into him with some stiff knife-edge chops that even the massive Powers can't help but reel from. Bump staggers Powers with a stiff forearm to the jaw and then hops up on the second turnbuckle.
BS: What could see here?
Bump Daddy jumps from the second rope and spikes Powers' head into the mat with a tornado DDT.
GM: Hell yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about!
Bump covers Powers and gets two before Powers kicks out with authority. Bump sets himself as Powers gets to his feet. He then charges Powers and spears him to the canvas.
GM: What a spear! I can't believe he actually took him down!
BS: Bump Daddy J certainly fighting for all he's worth here!
Bump Daddy pulls Powers up and immediately takes him back down with a swinging neckbreaker. Bump then steps out onto the apron and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Powers slowly gets to his feet and turns aroud and at that moment Bump Daddy leaps off the top for a cross body but Powers catches him in mid-air and turns it into a powerslam. As he spins around, the Bump Daddy's legs hit the referee in the back of the head and goes down as well.
BS: Both wrestlers and the referee are down! What else can go wrong?
Suddenly the crowd begins to boo as someone leaps over the guard rail and climbs into the ring.
GM: He's here!
BS: Big Thrilla is in the building after all! We should have known!
Thrilla revives his partner and then instructs him to pull Powers up. Bump Daddy pulls Powers up and then knees him in the groin. At that moment, Thrilla jumps off the top rope and connects with a flying clothesline.
BS: That's the Stage Dive!
GM: It's over!
Thrilla pulls the referee over to where Bump Daddy J has Powers covered and then rolls out of the ring. The referee comes to and slowly but surely registers the three-count.
BS: What an upset, and that's what it is too!
GM: A win is a win!
{Suddenly, the lights go out and "Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica and the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra begins to play.}
BS: Apocalypse is here! At least I think he is!
GM: I can't see a damn thing!
{The lights suddenly come back on and the music stops. In the ring, Bump Daddy J and Big Thrilla are face-down on the canvas and Kevin Powers is nowhere to be seen.}
BS: Wow, is this ever freaky!
GM: What happened to TTK?!?! This is horrible!
BS: We've got to break away, but when we come back it's Hair for Hair time as Sky Suicide and Ash go one on one ... NEXT!!!
BS: Welcome back everyone. Coming up next we've got a unique hair versus hair match as Sky Suicide lays down the challenge and Ash picks it up. How about it Gary?
GM: Ash thought he was funny cause he's going in with no hair on his head, but this is Sky Suicide of the SSN and I'm SURE he has a plan.
BS: Doesn't it bother you that Ash outweighs Sky by at least one hundred pounds?
GM: That just makes Suicide harder to catch.
BS: Folks let's go to the ring and see how this one hairs out.
GM: Oh that was pretty good.
BS: You liked that?
GM: No.
As Ash slides into the ring Sky is quick to take the advantage and shoots a couple of feet to Ash's face. He then hooks up Ash for a pumphandle suplex, but Ash blocks the move, throws an elbow, and lifts up Sky in a Gorilla Press Slam dropping Suicide viciously to the canvas.
BS: What strength shown by Ash!
GM: Considering how light Suicide is to Ash ... I'm not impressed
As Ash continues his assult Sky manages to block one of the punches and attempts a comeback with fist of his own. With Ash reeling he connects with his Sky Blaster bringing down the big man, but as Suicide turns around and showboats to the fans Ash gets back up, turns Sky around, and pokes a finger in his eye instantly blinding Suicide.
GM: Damn Suicide get your head in the game!
BS: Since he can't keep an eye on him ... right?
GM: Just call the match and leave the jokes to me okay?
With Suicide blinded Ash moves around him trying to draw his attention with slaps to the side of the head, but Sky swings wildly cause he cannot see him. Taking the advantage Ash runs into the ropes and comes off with a clothesline, but Suicide manages to duck and miss the move. Stopping in his tracks Ash turns around for a sucker punch, but Sky beats him to the move hitting with a double ax handle into Ash's chest.
BS: Doulbe ax handle into the chest!
GM: Now THAT is a modified heart punch if I've ever seen one!
Ash, now down on the canvas, gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Sky Suicide followed by a kick in the head for good measure. As Ash picks Sky back up he whips him into the ropes and follows with a spear, but Suicide moves out of the wya just in time so that Ash hits the pole with his elbow. Now trying to pull himself bvack up Ash is quickly hit by Suicide with an avlanche splash taking the wind out of Ash. Sky Suicide goes for another one, but now it's Ash that moves out of the way and Suicide splashes the turnbuckle instead. Stumbling out of the corner Ash tries to hook a double arm DDT, but Suicide manages to kick out of the move and tries to send another kick, but Ash grabs Suicide and knocks him to the ground locking in a kneebar.
BS: The ref moves in and checks for a submission as Suicide is screaming out in pain.
GM: But he's not giving up. The SSN Cruiserweight champion is as tough as they come!
Bringing Suicide back to his feet he tries to go for a suplex, but Suicide counters and wraps up Ash and hits with a waistlock suplex. Seeing Ash down Suicide bounces off the ropes and connects with a falling splash right in the center of the ring. He then wraps up Ash in a octopus hold trying to get the big man to submit.
GM: And now Suicide is going for the quick tap out.
BS: Ash isn't giving up. It's not easy to bring down Ash, but to make him submit? Even more of a difficult task.
Seeing that it is not working Suicide brings Ash back up and whips him into the ropes trying for a clothesline, but is instantly surprised with a clawhold by Ash. Catching him offguard Ash wraps Suicide back up and is sucessful with a snap mare takeover. Feeling the advantage Sky Suicide picks him up and takes him back down with with an Aztecan suplex sending him to the mat. Now with Sky Suicide back to his feet he measures Ash up and drops a closed fist. Continuing the attack Sky Suicide executes a corkscrew legdrop on Ash followed by a rolling knee.
BS: Sky Suicide is on FIRE!!!
Taking control Suicide goes to the top and tries for a top rope manuver, but Ash is up in time and catches Suicide with a fist to the midsection doubling him over. Ash then nails Sky Suicide with a double underhook suplex. With Ash back on his feet he tosses Suicide out to the floor and follows after him. With Ash in control he goes to pick up Suicide, but Suicide breaks it up and sends a kick into Ash's groin. Suicide then picks up Ash and hits with an inverted atomic drop. With Ash down Suicide goes back up to the apron and drops a falling splash on his counterpart. Suicide then takes Ash and sends him over the guardrail and they begin to fight in the asile. Ash, staggering, tries catch his breath, but cannot avoide Suicide grabbing a chair and gets smashed in the the head instantly opening up a gash resulting in bleeding. Doing what he had to do Suicide grabs a bloodied Ash and sends him back into the ring. \
GM: What momentum by Suicide! Now this is how you're supposed to fight in the SSN!
BS: What? Chairs? Blood? Seems like the EWI to me.
GM: Yes, but from a SSN point of view.
BS: Whatever.
Still in control Sky Suicide chops Ash then takes him over with a snap mare takeover. As Suicide goes to attack Ash again, Ash reverses a whip and shoots a short arm clothesline slamming Suicide into the canvas. As Suicide is trying to get back up Ash takes him back down with a headlock takedown. Taking control Ash picks up Suicide and lifts him up into a military press and drops him right on his knee taggin his gut. Ash, feeling it, picks up Suicide on his shoulder and connects with a running powerslam and quickly goes for the cover.
BS: ASH HAS DONE IT! ONE ... TWO ... TH---
GM: NO! Suicide kicked out! What power the little guy has!
Missing the pin Ash picks up Suicide again, but is surprised with a tiger suplex by the cruiserweight champion. Suicide tries for another move, but Ash plants a fist right into Suicide's forehead droping him in an instant. Waiting for him to get back up Ash waits until Suicide is on his hands and knees before he connects with a dropkick to the face. Ash then picks up Suicide and crotches him on the top turnbuckle and, after a few punches, hits with a belly-to-back suplex. Still not satisified with his accomplishments, Ash goes to send Suicide into the corner, but Suicide turns it around and sends Ash instead .... sends him crashing right into the ref knocking him down and out.
GM: Ash is down and so is the ref! Oh things are about to get nasty!
Using the moment Sky Suicide hits with a falling splash on Ash followed by another. Suddenly 'Mr. Main Event' Rob Sampson runs to the ring attacking Suicide from behind with a running clothesline followed by a suplex.
GM: What is THIS all about?
BS: Sampson out to help out Ash and I can't say that I blame him!
Sampson now makes the climb to the top rope and hits a frog splash on Sky Suicide. Seeing that the ref is about to get back up Sampson rolls out of the ring and heads for the back. As the ref is getting back up so is Ash, but instead of going for Suicide he gets right in the face of the ref and a pushing match beings to start which eventually ... leads to Ash getting DQ'ed.
BS: You've got to be kidding! Ash just got himself disqualified!
GM: Unreal! Still .. it's GREAT! That moron Ash couldn't focus and he's out of this match! And he even had help from that pathetic Sampson! Now it's time to lose some hair from Ash, but from where I have no idea!
BS: Ash is still in the face of the ref and ..... HERE COMES STEELE AND TRIBAL INSTINCT!!!! My GOD they're attacking Ash from all sides! ASH IS DOWN!!!
GM: Oh man this is GREAT!!
(As the ref tries to raise Sky's hand in victory, Sky quickly pulls it away and slips out of the ring. He rummages through a bag at ringside and removes his gigantic pair of hedge clippers. He tosses the bag into the ring.)
BS: Geez!! Where did he find those suckers, ACE Hardware?!
(Sky slides into the ring and points to the lifeless Ash, who is lying perfectly still. Sky snaps the clippers a few more times, getting a big reaction from the crowd.)
GM: CHOP HIS ARMS OFF!!
BS: Oh, knock it off, you idiot. This is a hair versus hair match, Sky needs to find something to cut off, and it has to be hair, not limbs.
GM: Damn... Well, do it anyway, Sky!
(Sky sits Ash up, holding him up with one hand and raising the clippers high in the air with the other. Sky opens up the clippers and places them behind Ash's neck.)
GM: Whoa, he's going to decapitate him! Way to go, Sky!
BS: Somebody get in there and stop this!!
(A wicked grin grows across Sky's face as he peers out into the crowd and nods his head lightly. Before looking back down at Ash and flexing his neck like he is about to do the unthinkable, Sky pulls the clippers back and tosses them aside. He then grabs the bag and removes an electric shaver.)
BS: He better hurry, Ash won't be out very much longer. The Suicide Solution is a powerful move, but it isnt that strong. Sky is wasting precious time.
(Sky turns on the shaver and pulls on Ash's wrestling pants, yanking them right off and revealing a pair of tighty whitey underoo's! Sky presses the shaver to Ash's hairy legs and begins to shave a big "S" into it. After a big "K" and "Y" to go along with it. Already coming to, Ash shakes his head and opens his eyes. Sky delivers a quick stomp to the head anyway, for effect.)
BS: This is unrea ... WAIT ... HERE COMES DAN RYAN!!!
GM: I THOUGHT HE LEFT!
(Ego Buster slides in and begins to attack Steele and Tribal Instinct knocking them around and out of the ring. Meanwhile Ash is about to make it to his feet and target Suicide, but Sky manages to roll out of the ring and run up the rampway taunting Ash with his 'hair' the entire time.)
BS: Ego might've just saved Ash from further embarassment.
GM: Oh no he didn't! This is great! Granted Ego was there, but it's GREAT! And how ironic the person that saved Ash is the same person that he will face at Heatwave in Detroit in The King of the Cage Quarterfinals!
BS: Folks we've got to break away, but when we return it's Sampson ...
GM: As if he hasn't enough spotlight tonight.
BS: Defending his Federation title against Tabu! Don't go away!