YoMama Jokes
Here are a couple of YoMama jokes. The one's that are bolded are our favourite ones, but that doesn't mean that the other one's aren't! If you have anymore YoMama jokes of your own, e-mail them to us!
•YoMama is so stupid when she found a penny on the ground, she said, “I’m Rich!”
•YoMama is so ugly when she went into a haunted house, she came out with a job application
•YoMama is so fat the Phone Company gave her two area codes
•YoMama is so old she farts out dust
•YoMama is so fat she has a greater gravitational pull than a black hole
•YoMama is so fat it would take 1,000 years to drive around her
•YoMama is so fat when a bus hit her, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
•YoMama is so skinny a three-year-old could use her as a toothpick
•YoMama is so short she has to cuff her underwear
•YoMama is so short when she flushed the toilet, she flushed herself down with it
•YoMama is so fat when she got sucked into a black hole, she plugged it up
•YoMama is so stupid when the computer said, ”Press any key to continue”, she couldn’t find the “Any” key
•YoMama is so fat she has to take a bath in the ocean because she gets stuck in the bathtub
•YoMama is so poor she went to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick peoples fingers
•YoMama is so stupid she got fired from the M&M’s factory for throwing out all the “W’s”
•YoMama is so stupid she spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice carton because it said "Concentrate"
•YoMama is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say "go"
•YoMama is so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her
•YoMama is so stupid you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen
•YoMama is so hairy when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers
•YoMama is so fat I ran around her twice and got lost
•YoMama is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts
•YoMama is so stupid she got a doughnut and returned it cause it had a hole in it
•YoMama is so fat she's taller lying down
•YoMama is so fat they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through
•YoMama is so fat her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side"
•YoMama is so old her birth certificate expired
•YoMama is so stupid when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around
•YoMama is so old her memory is in black and white
•YoMama has so much hair on her upper lip she braids it
•YoMama is so fat when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas
•YoMama is so hairy she looks like she has Donkey Kong in a heaadlock
•YoMama is so poor her TV has only 2 channels - ON and OFF
•YoMama eats so much even the richest man in the world couldn't pay for her food bill
•YoMama has a head so big it even shows up on radar
•YoMama is so stupid if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'll get change
•YoMama is so big her belly button has an echo
•YoMama is so big that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
•YoMama is so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody
•YoMama is so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall
•YoMama is so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil
•Yomama is so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller
•YoMama is so fat she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out
•YoMama is so fat she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks
•YoMama is so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
•YoMama is so dumb she sat on the TV & watched the couch
•YoMama is so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
•YoMama is so stupid on her job application where it says "emergency contact" she put 911
•YoMama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money
•YoMama is so stupid I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod
•YoMama is so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead
•YoMama is so ugly you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies
•YoMama is so stupid she tried to kill a fish by drowning it.
•YoMama is so fat she walked into the Atlantic Ocean and North America claimed her for a country
•YoMama is so uncoordinated that she threw a rock at the ground and missed
•YoMama is so poor I stepped on a roach and she said, "There goes the family pet"
•YoMama is so dumb when you were born, you came out butt first and she said, "Oh, look, twins"
•YoMama is so fat she needs a map of space to find her butt
•YoMama is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
•YoMama is so fat she needs Saturns rings for a belt
•YoMama is so fat when she bent over the weather man said it was going to be a full moon
•YoMama is so stupid she called me to get my phone number
