~Bumper Stickers~
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
"YOU all laugh because I'm different, I laugh because YOU'RE all the same!"
"Normal people scare me."
"Gone Crazy. Back Soon."
"It's all good!"
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!"
"You're a naughty boy! Go to my room!"
"If you don't like abortion, don't have one!"
"Drive much?"
"Why be normal?"
"Where death finds you, eternity will keep you."
"We need to talk. -God"
"Mean people suck."
"No, YOU suck. -Signed, The Mean People."
"I choose not to live in reality."
"If we're not suppose to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?"
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
"Out of my mind. Be back in 5 minutes."
"Great minds think alike, even the sick ones."
"Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot."
"You're just jealous because the voices talk to me."
"I was normal once. I didn't like it."
"The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing."
"It's better to shut your mouth and let people think you are a fool then to open your mouth and prove them right!"
"It's better to be hated for who you are, than loved for who you are not."
"Stop pretending you don't want me."
"You know you want me."
"You can't have me."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"I can't decide... Am I confused or mixed up?"
"I still miss my ex... but my aim is improving."
"Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?"
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
"Very funny Scotty, now beam up my clothes."
"Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy."
"It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
"Visualize Whirled Peas"
"Forget about World Peace... Visualize using your turn signal."
"Drive Much?"
"Cover me. I'm changing lanes."
"I brake for no apparent reason."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic... and so am I"
"I get enough exercise just pushing my luck."
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
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