~Friends' Quotes~
"Meggie! You crazy anti-social hermit creature!"
~Lizzie
"Melva, why does this always happen to me? The minute I stick batteries down my pants, they turn off."
~Lizzie
"I'll cry and sob and hurl myself off a precipace!"
~Lizzie
"Teenage girls are, without exception, insane."
~Lizzie
"Who's a what'n?"
~Lizzie
"Your name: font color indigo."
~Lizzie
"Don't pick your nose with pliers... it hurts."
~Lizzie
"Pardon me while I kill myself with your blunt, plastic ax."
~Lizzie
"Tell me you love me and I'll live forever. Say it again and I'll learn to fly."
~Lizzie
"I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of what lurks in it."
~Sophie
"... put it in your secret department."
~Melva
"What Lies Beneath... X-Men... The Klumps"
~Heather
"How you gunna screw him?" "With a screw and a hammer."
~Heather
"I'm gunna beat the bloddy crap outta you!" "You have bloody crap?!"
~Heather and Melva
"Shake, Rattle, and Roll=The Nutcracker."
~Bob
"...cuz I'm sped-cial."
~Jessica
"You're a wierdo head ackshnarf, I want my pen..."
~Melva
"...we, the unlucky, are God's lab-rats...for his experimenting and beholding of his power..."
~Bob
"Don't mind the spray, but chew the chunks."
~Sen. Bright
"...u look kinda funny all smushipated"
~Jen
"Look! ...decapitated play-dough!"
~Steve
"life is 10% what it hands you... and 90% of your reaction to it..."
~Some guy in the D
"You're related to your father?!"
~Jessica
"Don't fall, you'll run."
~Me, to Heather
"I'll be down to King Soopers copyin muh dirt."
~Mom
"*blinks*..wha?..i got a boogie?..*checks his nostrils*"
~Bob
"hey!!..are you eating my teddy grahams?"
"*stops chewing, looks around, mouth full of food*....no"
~Bob and Aleisha
"eiw, eiw, eiw!..it's all gross and..it has legs!!..eeewww!!"
~Jen
"nah..my mom wouldn't like it...HEEEYY!!!..my mom wouldn't like it!!"
~Melva
"There's no right or wrong to life. We're all just meat after all."
~Jenn
"Whoever created my reality was a sadist."
~Sophie
"Courage is doing what you are afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you are afraid."
~Rachel
"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be at the bottom to catch them."
Home
Back to Quotes
