~Movie Quotes~
"You came back from the dead to tell me that I'm odd?"
~Far And Away
"'I just had a apostrophy!'
'I think you mean an epiphany.'
'Lightning's just struck my brain.'
'That must hurt.'"
~Hook
"All men die. Not all men really live."
~Braveheart
"Turn it off, man! Turn it off!
It's sucking my will to live! Oh, the humanity!"
~Wayne's World
"You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?! Lloyd!
Petey didn't even have a head!"
~Dumb and Dumber
"You can love your pet, just don't LOVE your pet.
Repeat after me. Us... them. Us... them. Us... them."
~The Truth About Cats and Dogs
"Oh, I'm picking out a thermous for you.
Not an ordinary thermous for you."
~The Jerk
"My name is Anigo Montoyo.
You killed my father, prepare to die."
~The Princess Bride
"Did you ever wake up sober after a one night
stand and the guy accross from you is so ugly you'd
rather chew your arm off than stay there another second?
That is what Coyote Ugly means."
~Coyote Ugly
"The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with
no decision-making ability whatsoever to make 6 decisions just
to buy one cup of coffee.
Short, tall; light, dark; caf, decaf; lowfat, nonfat; etc.
So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who
on earth they are can, for only $2.95,
get not just a cup of coffee, but an absolutely defining
sense of self."
~You've Got Mail
"'Stop ryhming and I mean it!' 'Anybody want a peanut?'"
~The Princess Bride
"She is the one who taught me...
it is better to be truthful and good... than to not."
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
"Shit happens."
~Forrest Gump
"Dumb ball! That's your home! Why didn't you just go home?!
Are you too good for your home?!"
~Happy Gilmore
"I'll never forget the way Margrite's feet
came up over her head like that."
~Ever After
"I'm history! No! I'm athology! No, I don't care what I am!
I'm FREE!"
~Aladdin
"'You may have anything you can carry.'
'May I have your word on that, sir?'
'On my honor as a gypsy...
anything you can carry.'"
~Ever After
"Lord loves a workin man, don't trust whitey,
see a doctor and get rid of it."
~The Jerk
"Okay, get me the key to the city now."
~Waterworld
"I would rather have had... one breath of her hair...
one touch of her hand... one kiss of her mouth...
than an eternity without it."
~City of Angels
"My happy thought will help you."
~Hook
"Ffffffffffffffood..."
~Twister
"You're a dick."
~X-Men
"So, what do you do for fun?"
"Well... I like to hang in my closet upside-down blindfolded
and try to my gun together real quick
before my nose starts to bleed."
~Major Payne
"You can't handle the truth."
~A Few Good Men
"Twwwooooo Weeeeeeeeekkkss..."
~Total Recall
"Look!... I made a cow!"
~City Slickers
"Wow... wasn't that a pretty image? Click, click... deleted."
~Liar, Liar
"And in the frozen lands of Nador, they were forced to eat
Robin's minstrels..and there was much rejoicing."
~Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Now you know that evil will always triumph because good..is dumb."
~Space Balls
"Not every situation calls for your patented approach of shoot first,
shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody's dead
try and ask a question or two."
~Wild Wild West
"Always look available, but never ever be available."
~Coyote Ugly
"Oh sure."
~Austin Powers
"I don't know if we all have a purpose in life, or if we're all just floatin'
around accidental-like on a breeze."
~Forrest Gump
"Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely."
~The Land Before Time
"The color of the world is changing day by day."
~Les Mis
"It's not that bad . . . well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home
here, but the trees are actually quite lovely."
~The Princess Bride
"I have got to get me one of these."
~Independence Day
"Why are you mad at me? He's the one who ate your father."
~Hot Shots
"That... is a man's... heeeeead..."
~Wild Wild West
"Hang in there, Mini-Me. If anything happened to you, I don't know what
I would do. I'd probably move on, get another replica, but there'd be
a ten minute period there that I'd just be... inconsollible."
~Austin Powers 2
"You know that place between asleep and awake? That place where you
still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you."
~Hook
"Hasta Lasagna, don't get any on ya!"
~Mission: Impossible
“There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. True courage is in facing danger when you are afraid.”
~The Wizard of Oz
“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”
~Alice in Wonderland
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