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Story of the Stressed
Q.You might be asking yourself why is a cow so
stressed but so Evil? If u dont ask your self this
question or any others then u can go here and just
think evil when you are there haha...
A.Well my freind i can hook u up with the answer,
this is how it goes...alright i dont know which
came first but all i know is being Evil stresses
him out and at the same time being stressed out is
what powers his Evilness, so i guess u could think
of it as the chicken and the egg which i have been
trying to figure out for a long time now tell me
if u found out...
Q.Another question you might think is where did
stress head come from and is he Evil?
A.yes and yes wait i wasnt paying attention right
the question that there has a complex answer but I
(being all powerful) can sme it up for you
maybe...no, i can.
it all started when an inocent cow was launched
over a castle wall down upon some attacking
soldiers...hehe evil already...he somehow didnt
die but was left "knoked out" per say. he did wake
up but he was feeling all the more eviler then he
ever did before but at the same time very stressed
he noticed a sword through his neck and that he
couldnt see out of his on eye darnit he said then
came the word Evil...followed by some sinister
laughing...all of a sudden he got the chills and
the followed through his body till he was left
stressed(and evil)...he had only one horn, only
one ear, a sword through his neck, a second eye
(his other on he coulnt see through making it the
second eye), a branding that read evil on his
bottom(butt of course), a nail in the butt(that
isnt evil that was because he sat down on the nail
when he got the chills), and a peg leg...*cough*
summing up more *cough* Evil Stresscow romed the
earth doing evil stuff ya know and was labled as
the most evil of them all till... he had the fate
of his sword choping off his head which lead to
some uncomfert at first then he ajusted to his new
self. he was renamed stress head and it happened
to drain his evil alot and build his stress him
being just a cow head and all.
Q.that is all well and good but tell me the story
you stooge!
A.the story o right i almost forgot about that.
sorry. well before stress head was created but
after Evil Stresscow was created Bart was found
where he quikly developed his plan
HAhaHahA <---"variaty" this was about the time
stress cow was still the leading evil since bart
didnt make a name for him self yet because he was
sill developing his skills... again before stress
head was around Evil Stresscow transfered his evil
to guapo vaca (translated to: gorgous cow)because
he new his fate, making the curent day Evilstress
Cow that we all no and love(in an evil way), but
he only became the second evilest since bart
reached a new high...though he didnt think he was
going to live he held back some evil which is
probly the reason he did live. ha and get this
after he died his body i mean it came back as a
potato named "stress potato" imagin that...
thats the main story as for bort, barts retarded
brother, masky, and cheeseman, both evilstress
Cow's friends dont tell me why but they are, they
are as some people would say idiots but i like to
refer to them as wacked out and dumb...
hey dont give me a funny look you wanted the
story..."ooh no its to much reading and my eyes
hurt andits boring...blah blah blah"(in a whiny
voice) well i dont know what dont tick me off.
if you do want more go check out the crew
have fun eh
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