FIRST REDNECK ON THE INTERNET

REDNECK INTERNET

• Ain't this 'puter jus grand?
• He's mah brand spankin new friend.
• Dang, I hope the 'lectricity don't fail.
• I know this gadget will keep me otta jail!
• Eplorin on this thing is a trip.
• And I can see some things is a big rip.
• Those porno sites cost more an a buck.
• If I could find a free one, that'd be luck.
• The pop-ups are drivin' me crazy.
• I even saw one for shorts for Miz Daisey.
• Ohhh my...oh...oh...me!!!
• The chat rooms got me hooked ya see.
• Now I got some e-mail too.
• And I get all yer junk mail too.
• My finger starts to shut if off fer a while.
• Budda, I git me a drink and I jus smile.
• November 2, 2002
• Dedicated to all the 'puter addicts.
• Ya'll know what I mean.

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THE FIRST REDNECK ON THE INTERNET