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Li’l Miss Attitude Has Her Say
Welcome to the 2nd edition of Li’l
Miss Attitude Has Her Say.
Well folks, it is me again. Have
you missed me? I bet you have. I have spent all
last week coming up with some new ideas to add to
my column, so keep reading to see what they are.
I am very disappointed because so
far I have had no emails form any of you telling
me what you think. The only reason I wanna know
is so that if there is something you want me to
talk about, or something you think I should add
to my column, I can have your input and write
about what you guys wanna see. But seen as though
no one has I will have to write what I think, you
will have to put up with it, so write me!
This week I missed Smackdown because
my Dad wanted to watch something else instead. My
dad is not a major fan of wrestling and he won’t
watch it. But I went on to wwf.com and read what
happened. I am glad Jeff Hardy
has got the recognition he deserves and has a
title odd his own, I didn’t think it was
fair for Matt and not Jeff to have shots at
titles. I am glad they both have one.
On Raw is War this week we saw
the return of Shane O’Mac, we had the WCW
invasion that we have expected for a while, we
have the long awaited return of Mick Foley, and
we had a special appearance from Jesse Ventura.
Now what do these things all have in common? Well
I will tell you, they all screw Vince. That has
got to be something good. I
will be very sad to see Grand Master Sexay (Brain
Christopher Lawler) no longer wrestling. The
reason for this, for those of you who don’t
know, GMS was found in possession of illegal
drugs and the WWf released him form his contract.
What is worst about this is what will Scotty 2
Hotty (Scott Taylor) do now, without his dancing
partner? And where will Rikishi (Solofa Fatu) fit
in to the equation? It will be good viewing to se
the new angle for these too, because there is no
more Too Cool. Keep watching to see what comes
about with these. I’m quite excited!
A strange but interesting angle this
week is the stalking of the Undertaker’s (mark
Calloway’s) wife Sara. There are a few
people on the cards to be it, and that is either
Rhyno (Terry Gepin) or Vinnie Mac. It has also
been mentioned that it could be Shawn Michaels (Michael
Hickenbottom) but there is only a small
possibility as it is not what they are intending
to do with him. The WWF are
certainly looking forward to the return of Al
Snow and Tori who have been helping with the
Tough Enough competition, soon it will be over
and some new faces will appear in the WWF.
If you saw Smackdown you will
have seen the ‘Taker look in a WCW limo, for
Shane and tell the person in there they could
come back and be famous. It is rumoured to be the
one and only Rob Van Dame as he recently
confirmed his contract with the WWF. It seems
like these new faces will bring new angles, and a
whole new look into the WWF which will be great.
The WCW invasion went
according to plan and created a great atmosphere
on Raw. There have been
rumours that Bret Hart is discussing some house
shows or a possible return to WWF, but the Hitman
himself has claimed that he will never wrestle
again because it was be silly as he could be
seriously hurt as Bill Goldberg’s kick to
his head in 1999 ended his career permanently and
he will never wrestler again. Hopefully this news
has cleared up some confusion on the WWF.
If any of you loyal wrestling
fans out there have read, either of Mick Foley’s
book, The Rock’s, or Chyna’s please
mail me with what you think. Bret Hart is
currently writing one and so is Kurt Angle which
Jim Ross has said to be good. I would love
to hear your thoughts for any of these books.
Personally I have read Mick Foley’s
“have a nice day” and the Rock’s
book. Both of these books are very interesting to
read. I must say I preferred Mick Foley's as his
was longer and he had more to write. The first
few chapters were hard to grasp, but it seems
like he has had a very intense life.
The Rock’s book is also
of an interesting concept. I liked it, but I don’t
think he should have written it yet. He is a
young star who ahs a whole lot more he can do
with his life, and it would have been better for
him to save his writing talent until he has more
to talk about. His film
“The Mummy Returns” is very good. He
plays an excellent part and has proved to the
world once again that wrestling is not where this
man’s talent ends. I was
told by a friend of mine that last weeks column
was just full of complaints, so this week I am
changing it (thanks Dave) this week I will focus
on the good people and the people who deserve
some credit for their actions, although this
takes away my attitude. Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Thanks
Dave- now I’m being sarcastic!)
One person who I think deserves their recognition
is the ‘Taker. He maybe old and close to
retirement but he still keeps up with some of the
youngest stars. The taker is undoubtedly one of
my favourites, he still owns his “yard”
and he deserves some credit for his talent. The
taker is one of the best around and even though
he has been the American Bad Ass, I will always
remember him as the one who “sacrificed”
Stephanie, and for that I will be eternally
grateful to him. I hope that before he retires
the WWF give him a good story, and a title reign
as I think no one deserves it more. If you agree
or disagree, mail me with more of your thoughts!
Come on guys, I want some feedback.
I am forever impressed with
the actions of young Spike Dudley, he has shown
to me that he is a good wrestler, and also a lady
killer (Molly Holly should know!) he has one of
the best teams for his relations and now he has
young Molly whom I suspect will be accompanying
him to ringside, instead of her cousin Crash.
I am also pleased with the
efforts made by Stone Cold Steve Austin. Yes
believe it or not the new heel had pleased me. He
has made such an effort to become a greater heel,
despite his failure he still tries. Who is he to
say that he is a “GOD!” in my eyes we
have only one god- Mick Foley. But Austin is our
new god, and he “doesn’t deserve trash
thrown at him” yeah right!
A little idea of mine is to
create a hardcore tag team. Rhyno and Raven seem
to have to look to create an unstoppable force
that could show the true definition of wrestling.
Anyway, as I said at the
beginning I have some new ideas for my column. I
thought that a regular sign spotting part would
be good. I saw some real funny ones this week.
These are a few of the best. 1. A strange looking
Mr. McMahon was holding Austin on strings
with the caption “Austin 3:16 says I’m
Vince’s favourite toy.” What a true
fact! 2. A strange on- “I Fling Poo.” 3.
“The queue starts here to slap Stephanie!”
get in line- I am first. 4. “condoms prevent
Dudley’s” 5. “McMahon is a turd.”
6. “Watch out Saturn is next to your anus”
oooh nice one! 7. “Raven fears Shampoo”
8. one we have all seen so may times “I’d
rather be in Chyna” Well those are a few of
the ones I saw. Mail me if you have any others,
but they have to be good, nothing crap is wanted.
Well I seem to be losing
concentration now, so I had better end for now.
This time please mail me with your thoughts, I
really appreciate it. Well fans in think it is
abut time I leave, if you have any comments good
or bad, any info, advice, thoughts, new ideas,
gimme a m@il and ill see if I can add it on, just
remember without u I couldn’t write a column
because no one would read it so I gotta write
stuff U wanna read. Let me know Till next time
fans……….take care This was li’l
miss attitude using less attitude- not through
choice. Email me at danielle.spence@portego.net Look
forward to next week.
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