Welcome! Hi! Welcome to A Giggle A Day, the best place on the web for clean jokes! I update the site and add new jokes as often as I can, which I try to do at least twice a week. There's only one rule you must follow on my site. YOU MUST HAVE FUN! ^_~ March 2, 2003 Hey! I just added 2 new jokes. They are super funny so go check 'em out! I'm almost done with the layout, it'll only take me about another week...so it should be done around next weekend. How do you like it so far? Lots I hope... L8r t8rz! Next Joke Blonde Jokes Infamous Songs/Writers Brain Teasers Music! Joke Index Join My Mailing List Tell A Friend About My Site Sign Guestbook Veiw Guestbook PEANUTS The local Pastor was visiting the home of Sister Jones to comfort her after the recent loss of her husband. "Come in Pastor." stated Sister Jones, "Have a seat on the sofa." Sitting on the sofa, the Pastor eyed a dish of peanuts on the coffee table. He took a few of the peanuts and began to eat them. After ten minutes he realized he had eaten nearly all the peanuts. "Why Sister Jones," said Pastor," It appears I have eaten almost all your peanuts!" "Thats ok Pastor," replied Sister Jones,"now that I have lost all my teeth I only get to suck the chocolate off!" Thanks! Name URL or Email Messages(smilies)