A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of theolder girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in thebathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.
Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. Hegathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them hewanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm. They gatheredat 2pm and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.
The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for thecustodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt theladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it wasand he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean.
Thecustodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle outof a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved tothe mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick. That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.
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