29 Reasons Why You Might Want To Sign Off and Read a Book.
1. Tech support calls YOU for help.
2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.
3. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.
4. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
6. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
7. A friend calls and says, "How are you? Your phones have been busy" -- for a year!
8. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.
9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."
10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.
11. You've gone to an unstaffed AOL room to give tech support.
12. You say "he, he, he, he" or "heh, heh, heh" instead of laughing.
13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
16. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.
17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for a while.
18. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. Leave your S/N and I^ll TTYL ASAP".
19. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.
21. You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......
22. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
23. You think faster than the computer.
24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and **kisses**.
25. Being called a "newbie" is a major insult to you.
26. You're on the phone and say BRB.
27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.
28. "Where did the time go?"
29. You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of- life!
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14. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep. 
20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. 
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