"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." - Groucho Marx, 1890-1977
Proof:
A mother was reading a book about animals to her daughter: Pointing to the picture, she asked "What does the cow say?" she asked her daughter.
The daughter made a slow arc with her head as she replied, "Mooooooooooo!"
"That's right!" the proud Mom says. "What does the cat say?"
"Oh, you're so smart! And what does the frog say?"
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"Meoooow!" she replied, rubbing her head against her mom's arm. 
The wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother, made a smushed face, and replied, in slow, croaking sounds, "Buuuud... Wiiiise...." 
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