Collards are green,
Yore hair is like cornsilk
You move like the bass,
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
You have some'a yore teeth
On special occasions,
Still them fellers at work,
Like a good roll of duct tape
Yo're as cute as a junebug
Cut from the best cloth
When you hold me real tight
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
Me "n" you's like a moon pie
Some men git roses
Some men buy fine diamonds
I got you a gift,
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
a-flappin in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.
which excite me in may.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.
for which I am proud.
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven
and awed by yore charms.
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete.
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
like the best vinyl sidin'
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate 
for a Valentine's Day,
they git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.
on that special day
for the cooler at Krogers,
that's impressive, I say.
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever",
they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yo're too special,
you sweet thang you.
without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds....
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!!
