The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady
comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at
each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"
She said, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got
lost some how and I need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it on," they asked.
Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no,
she said its a Buick. "OK lady, how big is it?" She makes
a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
"What does it do?"
"I don't know, but its always been there."
One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could
draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2
inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710. The
guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as
she writes it and they just fall down laughing hysterics.
One guy said, "I think you want an 'OIL' cap."
She said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you
call it, I just need one! I don't see what is so funny
about it."
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