The Pope has just finished a tour of the Napa Valley and
is taking a limousine to San Francisco. Having never
driven a limo, he asks the chauffeur if he can drive for a
while. Since the chauffeur really doesn't have much of a
choice, he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope
takes the wheel.
The Pope proceeds down Silverado, and starts accelerating
to see what the limo can do. He gets to about 90 MPH, and
suddenly he sees the red & blue lights of the highway
patrol in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes
to his window.
"It's not Ted Kennedy again is it?" asks the chief.
"No Sir!" replies the trooper, "This guy's more
important."
"Is it the Governor?" asks the chief.
"No! Even more important!" replies the trooper.
"Is it the PRESIDENT??? asks the chief.
"No! Even more important!" replies the trooper.
"Well, WHO THE HECK is it?" screams the chief.
"I don't know Sir." replies the trooper, "but he's got the
Pope as his chauffeur!"
The trooper, seeing who it is, says, "Just a moment
please, I need to call in." The trooper calls in and asks
for the chief. He tells the chief that he's got a REALLY
important person pulled over, and asks how he should
handle it.
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