A couple had been married for 40 years. They had
both celebrated their 60th birthdays recently. During
the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because
they had been such a loving couple all these years,
she would give them one wish each.
The fairy waved her wand and poof!
The wife had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband's turn, and the fairy assured
him he could have any wish he wanted -- all he needed
to do was ask for his heart's desire.
He paused for a moment, and then, he said, "Well,
honestly, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger
than me."
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