Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home,
woke me, complaining of severe abdominal pains. We rushed
to the emergency room, where they gave him a series of
tests to determine the source of the pain.
My husband decided not to have me call in sick for him
until we knew what was wrong. When the results came back,
the nurse informed us that, true to our suspicions, he was
suffering from a kidney stone.
I turned to my husband and asked, "Would you like me to
call the funeral home now?"
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With an alarmed look, the nurse quickly said, "Ma'am, he's
not THAT sick!"
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