You might be an ELMO Lover if...
1.You don't use pronouns.
2.Your favorite color is red.
3.You have every thing with Elmo on it that was ever made, including the toothpaste with a picture of Elmo on it.
4.You get front row seats to Sesame Street Live just to see Elmo.
5.You buy a Tickle-Me Elmo at 100 times of what it normally costs.
6.Your favorite song is Elmo's song.
7.You own an Elmo that's bigger than you are.
8.Your wardrobe consists of Elmo shirts.
10.Your bedroom looks like a shrine to Elmo.
11.You make pages like this.
12.Your friends accidentally call you Elmo.
13.Your best friend is Elmo, even though he's only a muppet on TV.
14.You buy every Sesame Street book ever made just to look at the pictures of Elmo.
16.When you go for a family portrait you put your Elmo shirt on and get all 100 of your Elmo dolls (after all he's part of the family!)
17.You paint your room red to match Elmo.
18.You watch St. Elmo's Fire just because it has the word Elmo in the title.
19.You dream of Elmo.
20.You dress up as Elmo for halloween.
21.You ask your fiancee to change his name to Elmo just so you can say you are marrying Elmo.
22.You take Elmo out in public.
23.You say Elmo everytime you say something.
24.You have Elmo hanging on your rear view mirror or a sign that says "Don't Tickle Driver."
25.You have an Elmo book bag.
27.You sing to the "Elmo's Favorite Songs" CD.
28.Your favorite movie is an Elmo video.
29.Your baby's first word is Elmo.
30.Your favorite word is Elmo.
31.You dream of meeting Elmo.
32.You laugh along with Elmo.
33.You give everyone an Elmo for Christmas.
34.You use Elmocize to lose those few extra pounds.
35.You buy all the Sesame Street videos just to see Elmo.
37.You are constantly tickled.
38.You named your pet Elmo.
39.You can't sleep without your Elmo blanket.
40.You dye your hair red
41.All of your school supplies have Elmo on them.
42.You have friends by the name of Elmo and love......
(a)...going out with them so you can boast that you just went out with Elmo
44.You state on your invitation cards to come to your birthday party with Elmo gifts.
45.You own every t-shirt that even has Elmo's name on it.
46.You think they should change "Sesame Street" to "Elmo and Friends".
47.You own an Elmo shower curtain to match that toothbrush and toothpaste even if you have no kids!
48.You met Elmo.
50.You live on this webpage.
51.You go all the way to PA to Sesame Street Place. (it's a long way for some people)
52.You use all the red ink in your printer while printing off Elmo's photo album.
54.You're mentioned in the local newspaper for having a lot of Elmo stuff.
55.You refuse to admit that Elmo is only a puppet.
56.When people see you coming they plug their ears because they can't stand to hear any more Elmo talk.
57.You take your favorite stuffed elmo doll to the library to help you and your friends study.
58.You like to listen to the following:
9.You watch Sesame Street just to see Elmo, even though you're way too old for it. 
15.You download every picture of Elmo just so you can plaster them all over your room. 
26.You see Elmo where you normally wouldn't. 
36.You have a toothbrush with Elmo on it to match the toothpaste tube. 
(b)...hanging on the phone with them so you can tell your family that you're on the phone with Elmo (hey! its not
everyday that you get to talk to Elmo, you know!)
43.You always buy Elmo stuff for your friends/family but end up keeping them cause you can't bear to give them away! 
49.Your license plate says "ELMO" 
53.You have your picture taken with all your Elmo stuff and you get buried under all the Elmos.
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