The manager of a large office noticed a new employee one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" he asked the new guy.
"John," the man replied.
The manager scowled. "Look here, this is a respectable company, and I don't call anyone by their first name. I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. And I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now, give me your name."
The new guy said, "My name is John Darling."
The manager quickly replied, "Welcome aboard, John!"
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