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Are You Lookin' For Trouble?

Three Boys called Manners, Shut-up, and Trouble were playing in the woods one day, when Trouble suddenly vanished from sight! Try as they would, Shut-up and Manners were unable to find him; they ran and shouted and ran and shouted, but Trouble had managed to get himself totally lost. So Shut-up and Manners decided to go and report Troubles disappearance to the police. When they arrived at the police station, Manners waited outside on the steps while Shut-up went in.

"Whats your name sonny?" asked the policeman behind the inquiries desk.

"Shut-up," replied the boy.

"Eh?" said the policeman, startled, "Where's your manners?"

"Sitting outside on the steps," replied Shut-up.

The policeman's brow darkened. "Are you looken' for trouble?" he scowled.

"Yes," said Shut-up, "how did you know?"

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