Thank you Kayla!:)
1. Your mom didn't forget just your toothbrush this year, she forgot your whole suit case!
2 . You have to share the backseat of the with your nervous German Shephard, who insists on sitting in your lap the whole way!
3. Your sister gets carsick as you back down the driveway!
4. Your parents didn't realize the camp they sent you to was a speak-only French camp!
5. That bird that chased you across the campsite turns out to be a mosquito!
6. Your parents believe you really love singing "row,row, row your boat "as a round for mile after mile after mile!
7. No one can figure out why the swimming pool turns your skin pink and purple!
8. Even though you've already driven through 200 miles of farm country, your mother insists on pointing out every "moo-moo" and "horsie"!
10. The manager of the campgrounds tells your dad that she makes most of her money from selling snakebite medicine!
9. "Cozy Cabins" got its name because theres only room inside for 1 family member at a time! 
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