1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your
house faster than an
ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking
places in front of a
skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick
walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions
while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double
cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines
to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from
someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in
packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word
politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and
tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM
machines with Braille
lettering.
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5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors
open and then chain
the pens to the counters.
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