Ever Wonder...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth
closed?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click
on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a
broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests
it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal
injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used
on airplanes?Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all
stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the
opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport
the terminal?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins
Lottery"?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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