craptastic group

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Adam and Colin goofing off for the "camera." These 2 are kinda like the other brothers in the band.

The 2 G brothers as kids as far as I can tell.

The brothers...quite young....being...well...brothers.

The brothers....in a dumb picture. Garrett stole Gavin's glasses. Basically I wanted to draw a pic of Gavin without his glasses. Eh....

All have just woken up, but before putting clothes on, decide to jam out because the mood hits them. Thems my boys. :)

Scene from the 1st story I wrote. Adam stands smirking in the doorway of the 2 Gs' room, while Colin stands helpless, unable to speak because of being "jinxed." Garrett scowls at his clock, while cheerful Gavin grins at Adam's jinx work.

This is for those realists out there. Granted, I can be one, but I like cartoons. However, I really like this. If you can't tell, it's a real-style picture of my band guys, so you can get a better idea of what they would look like if they walked down the street with you. Anyhoo, I thought they would look gross if I tried this, (specially Garrett's hair) but I really really like the way they came out. The only one I'm having issues with is Adam, but we all knew he was a trouble maker...(and if you didn't know that, you do now.)

Shows the darker side of Sears. Er...Garrett. See, Garrett's all P.O.'d because Adam the Loudmouth has just spoke of "making the big bucks" with the band someday. WRONG! Garrett is serious about the music, and doesn't want money to affect them. Granted, Adam was kidding...but Garrett didnt know. Dont worry, they get it straightend out. :) PS: Cookie to those who can tell me who the hosers in the back are!

Was the original top to the band guys' page. Thought it looked too serious. Not enough fun. :P

All the Ameliorites as kids. Stolen from their yearbooks... Can you guess who's who? You better be able to! Confused? Ok...its...Garrett/Gavin/Adam/Javier/Colin

It's the tale of the struggling musician. Kraft dinner for weeks on end....So sad...so sad..... Cept Javier seems to like it....

SNORK. Was insane when I thought of this. If/when the guys get a good label...they might need a fashion consultant...here's a humourus "script"...

Colin: I dunno...I feel...gothic.

Adam: Dude, you look like you belong to some new mafia

Colin: Who says i dont?

Adam: ...!

Garrett: Hey....fashion..um...guy. Are leather pants...um...*healthy*? I mean....um....I'm...er....getting kinda hot...

Everyone: SNORK!!!!

Garrett: Hey! It's not funny!

Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHA!

Adam: Whats the matter Garrett? I'm not sure I understand what your concern is. Can't you take a little heat?

Garrett: You, shutup.

Gavin: I dont get it. So leather pants are hot. Whats the big idea?

Everyone: .......

Javier: Garrett...didn't you ever *talk* with your brother? you know.....*talk*.

Garrett: Shutup. It wasn't my duty. Even if our parents *were* never around....

Gavin: Talk about what?

Garrett: Nevermind.

Gavin: Talk about contact lenses? How come I never knew I could wear them? I think I like them. Hey! I can see theres a girl over there and she's smiling at me!!

Javier: I don't see any girl. I just see some old guy with a pony tail and bad teeth...

Gavin: Oh....my poor poor percussionist. Now who needs the glasses?

Everyone thinking: You do Gavin. You do.

Adam: Hey, what does everyone think of my new hair do?

Javier: Well...its less gay then your last one.

Adam: What?!

Javier: Oh I'm sorry...I didnt know you were into that sort of thing. Yeah...the last one was good. >backs away<

Adam: Why didnt anyone tell me it was that bad?

Everyone: We thought you knew.

Adam: Well thanks a lot guys. And for the record...I LIKE GIRLS!

Colin: Too bad they don't like you eh?

Adam: Shutup.

Colin: Shuting up.

Garrett: I don't want to wear these anymore...why am I wearing these....they're too hot...they're...kinda small...like....2 sizes too small...um...OW....

Fashion Guy: The chicks will love ya!

Garrett: Because of leather pants.

Fashion Guy: Yeah! Its all the rage right now...skinny guys in tight leather pants!

Garrett: Skinny? Come on....I'm an E Dan black belt in Hwa Rang Do and you call me skinny??

Fashion Guy: Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry! What was I thinking? Girls love guys who're buffer then Arnold S in tight leather pants.

Everyone: SNICKER! Arnold S!

Garrett: I'm going to stop talking now. BUt can i at LEAST get these a size larger?

Gavin: He just THINKS he needs a size larger.

Everyone -Garrett: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Garrett: >bitch slaps Gavin upside the head< Shutup!

Javier: AHEM!

Everyone: what?!

Javier: We have not yet discussed my new get-up.

Adam: I think your get-up, got-up, and left.

Everyone:......

Adam: Come on! That was funny!!

Garrett: You're fired.

Adam: You. Put some pants on.

Garrett: They were too small.

Gavin: No, you're too small! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Garrett: >bitchslaps Gavin upside the head again< Don't make me come down there and beat you.

Gavin: =X

Javier: AHEM!!!!

Everyone: GO AHEAD JAVIER!

Javier: My goatee...it is....tre beau..non? Les femmes est tres adore mon goatee at mon beau bod non?

Everyone: Oui. Les femmes adore vous NON.

Javier: You guys suck.

Me: I'm really bored and I should be writing a paper but I can't get my information because the site is down and it's due tomorrow.

Everyone: It's her! The evil one who keeps doing evil things to us!

Me: If it weren't for me, you guys wouldn't exsist.

Gavin: Mom!

Me: .... No.

Gavin: Awww....

Garrett: You just wanted me in leather pants. I know how your mind works...I live there!!

Me: No, actually I wanted to see if I could even draw leather pants...and....

Garrett: AND...?

Me: >sigh< I wanted to see if i could draw you with I would think to be more of a Hwa Rang Do body. Or would you rather go back to being a skinny ass?

Adam: Can i stop being a skinny ass?

Me: No.

Garrett: Oh. Well...thanks I think... But did the pants HAVE to be 2 sizes too small???

Me: Hey...I never said I did know how to draw leather pants.

Gavin: Why do I have to wear glasses??

Me: You're the geek of the group. You have to wear glasses. But I'll let you out of them every once in a while. Besides...you never know...they might help you in the future.

Gavin: Ooo.....Hey! I'm not a geek!

Me: Oh..whats this? My college astronomy book? Where'd that come from?

Gavin: Ooo!! Can I read it?!!

Me: See? Geek.

Gavin: Awwwwwww maaaan....

Adam: Ok, my turn to ask the maker some questions...

Me: Shoot.

Adam: Why don't girls like me, and why do they like Colin? He doesnt even flirt!

Me: You act like an ass. You use bad pick up lines.

Adam: I'm not an ass!

Me: I know you're not, but you *act* like one.

Adam: Oh.... how do i change that?

Me: I've said too much already. You must figure the rest out yourself eh?

Colin: And why *do* girls like me better? Its true, i dont flirt.

Me: Because you apologize to girls when Adam does say something dumb. That and girls sense this aura of sweetness around you that drives them wild. That and the fact you're a guitar star and singing stud.

Colin: Aura of sweetness?

Me: I've just realized something...yes. Colin...you're about as close to the perfect man anyone could ever imagine. (>I bow< Thank you...I created him) You cook...you know how to fix things--thanks to your brother Dylan--you're sweet...and yet you're manly. You know...malt beer...hockey...

Colin and Adam: (in overly manly voices) Malt Beer! Hockey! BAR-B-QUE!

Me: I think I've said enough for you two.

Javier: My turn!!!

Me: Yes?

Javier: Ok...creator lady person whose head we live in...I was wondering... French is my 1st language right?

Me: Right....

Javier: And...you have how many semesters of French? 1?

Me: Get to your point.

Javier: How am I supposed to speak French fluently when you can barely say hello?

Me: Donc, mon pere parle Francais. I'll ask him.

Javier: Fair enough. Ok...heres another one...I flirt right....and I can be wacky and wild and stuff...how does my girlfriend put up with me??

Me: Because she knows you. She knows you flirt for fun just to gage reactions. Come on...you're a flippen comedian...how can she take your flirtations serious?

Javier: Touche! Dieu I love that woman!

Me: Anything else? I don't know when we'll be on the same plane again.

Garrett: Um...do we make it as musicians?

Me: I havn't quite figured out your career futures yet. But that doesnt mean you wont.

Garrett: All right...hey...what about...erm...you know...2ndary plots?

Me: Hmmm.....such as?

Adam: He wants to know if he'll get laid!

Me: I know you guys well enough to know that that's YOUR question adam.

Adam: Meep!

Garrett: >six shades of red< I'll have HIM know I take women seriously and not think of them as a meat factory.

Adam: Hey! I respect women too!

Everyone: ......

Me: Ok...settle down guys...I know you mean well Adam...

Adam: Thank you!!

Me: ok...as to that area...well...duh...me being a female author of course things of that sort will weave their way into the overall plotline. It'll be a rollercoaster guys.

Javier: >raspberry< haha! I already have serious girlfriend who looooooves me! |:)~::::::

Gavin: Weeee! Rollercoaster!

Garrett: I get motion sickness.

Me: I know...so I REALLY feel sorry for you.

Garrett: ....whats that supposed to mean...

Me: I've said too much again. Oops, looks as though i should try to get info for that paper for that horrible class with the arrogant worm of a teacher...I'm off boys!

Everyone: Later!

The End. I was reallly bored.