Turn it On
by Sprinkles
“Duo, there’s no way this is going to work.”
“Come on, Heero, I can’t stay in your room with you if we don’t do this.”
“Threatening me now?”
“Damn straight.”
“Fine, if not doing it bothers you so much, we’ll do it. Go get a chair.”
Quatre Rabarba-Winner wondered what could be going on for the perfect soldier to have interrupted his reading with talking, no less. Let alone say more than two words. He pressed his ear to the door.
“Ok, Heero, I got the chair.”
“Alright, we’ll put this somewhere where we’ll have enough room. Ok stand on it."
“On a swivel chair?!”
“Baka, we need to be able to get you high enough to stick it in.”
“Not on a swivel chair.”
“Fine, if you kneel and hold on to the back you won’t fall.”
“Like this?”
“Yeah.”
Trowa saw the blond kneeling with his ear to the door. Quatre had never struck him as the voyeur type so he approached to see what was the matter.
“What are you doing, Quatre?”
“Heero’s talking a lot and I’m trying to figure out why.”
So Trowa moved closer (ahem right up against Quatre) and placed his ear to the door.
“Duo, you’re not quite high enough. Try to kneel a little off the chair. Good! Now use your bodyweight to sit back a little.”
*scuffling noises*
*panting*
“Well, we’ve gotten through one important barrier, Heero.”
“Yup, now all we have to do is get this in there and turn it on.”
Quatre blushed to the tips of his hair. Trowa’s eye widened considerably.
“I didn’t think Heero was into that sort of –“
“What’s going on out here?” Wufei had joined the group.
“You mean, what’s going on in there.” Countered Trowa.
Wufei put his ear to the door to listen.
“Ready, Duo?”
“Go ahead.”
“1-2-3…”
*gasps from both members*
“Push a little harder, Heero, I’m almost there.”
*grunt*
“Ahhh…It’s in! Turn it on, turn it on!!!”
*soft beep*
“YES!! Heero we did it.”
*CRASH*
A red Quatre, a shocked Trowa and Wufei who was sporting a nosebleed stormed into the room. Duo was dangling (fully clothed) from the trap door in the ceiling that led to the attic. A swivel chair had gone rolling across the room, knocking Heero to the ground with a remote control in his hand.
“D-Duo? Whatever are you doing?”
“Hee-chan helped me to install that new Wasp-be-Gone machine in the attic. I told him I couldn’t stay in here without it.”
“Why?” broke in Heero “What did you think we were doing…?”
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