Wedge: This was our battle ground that intelligence had fed us pictures of...

Our enemies had been spotted on the fortified bridge...so without further ado we went in.

It could be said that things did not get off to a flying start when a drunken soldier (who for militery reasons cannot be named), trips over the card board bridge and fell flat on his face.

Grimlock: shhhhh don't move , he can't see us if we don't move.

Wedge: OWWWWWW

Grimlock: well you will try and play catch with grenades.

Pretty soon we were surrounded on all sides, (well what do you expect when their general is 50 times our height)

Wedge:Uh a little help

Grimlock: Your an embaressment you you people you know that?