Me: Welcome to the fic! Today, I present to you a parody of “The 12 Days of Christmas” sung by the Rocket Power cast. There are some conversations between each present. Just remember that they continue from each other. I hope you’ll understand it when ya start reading. Enjoy!

 

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The 12 Days of Rocket Christmas

 

Everybody: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

 

Otto: A brand new Christmas special. It’s about time!

 

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Everybody: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

 

Tito: Two coconuts.

 

Twister: On Christmas?!

 

Otto: And a brand new Christmas special.

 

Reggie: What took them so long?

 

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Everybody: On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

 

Sam: Three computers! =D

 

Lars: *Muttering* Geek.

 

Tito: Two coconuts… And what’s wrong with having them at Christmas?!

 

Otto: And a brand new Christmas special. Beats me what their deal was.

 

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Everybody: On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

 

Ray: Four Shack burgers!

 

Sam: Yum! Oops! I mean, three computers!

 

Lars: Nerd.

 

Tito: Two coconuts.

 

Twister: You can’t have coconuts at Christmas! You have chestnuts!

 

Otto: And a brand new Christmas special.

 

Reggie: But we were created by the same people who made Rugrats. We should have two Christmas specials like them!

 

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Everybody: On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.....

 

Everybody: FIVE GOLD SKATEBOARDS!!!

 

Otto: Alright!

 

Ray: Four Shack burgers.

 

Reggie: Can I get an order of fries with that?

 

Sam: Three computers… And I heard that last one, Lars!

 

Lars: *Shaking a fist* And what are you gonna do about it?!?!

 

Tito: Two coconuts… It’s better than having fruit cake!

 

Otto: And a brand new Christmas special. I seriously have no idea what their problem was.

 

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Everybody: On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

 

Twister: Six giant monkeys! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

Everybody: FIVE GOLD SKATEBOARDS!!!

 

Reggie: Sweet!

 

Ray: Four Shack burgers.

 

Otto: Better add a shake with that, Raymundo.

 

Sam: Three computers *Glares at Lars*

 

Lars: *Whistles innocently*

 

Tito: Two coconuts

 

Sam: Who’d want fruit cake?

 

Otto: And a brand new Christmas special. Well, Rugrats was around for like ten years, so…

 

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Everybody: On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

 

Twister: Seven big brothers. O     O Wha??? *Turns to find 7 copies of Lars* AHHHH!!!!! *Starts to run*

 

Otto: Hey! You still got the other one to do!

 

Twister: *Stops* Oh yeah… Six giant monkeys! Awwww man! *Runs from the monkeys AND Lars clones*

 

Everybody: FIVE GOLD SKATEBOARDS!!!

 

Sam: I wonder how much I can get for them.

 

Ray: Four Shack Burgers

 

Twister: *Still running* Better make mine to go!

 

Sam: Three computers… Ahhhh! A virus!

 

Tito: Two coconuts

 

Ray: Couldn’t we have pineapples instead?

 

Otto: And a brand new Christmas special.

 

Twister: *Got away from the monkeys and clones* You think maybe Rugrats is the more popular show?

 

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Everybody: On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

 

Lars: Eight things of mistletoe. How about a little kiss, Reggie?

 

Twister: Seven big brothers.

 

Lars clones: Hey squirt!

 

Twister: Six giant monkeys! Again!? *Runs from the clones and monkeys again*

 

Everybody: FIVE GOLD SKATEBOARDS!!!

 

Tito: Who gets the last one?

 

Ray: Four Shack burgers.

 

Sam: Three computers. Ahhh! Worms!

 

Tito: Two coconuts. Not you too, bruddah Ray!

 

Otto: And a brand new Christmas special.

 

Reggie, Twister, and Otto: Nah!

 

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Everybody: On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

 

Otto: Nine surfboards! Cool!

 

Lars: Eight things of mistletoe.

 

Reggie: Get lost Lars!

 

Twister: Seven big brothers. Can’t someone else do this one!?

 

Twister: Six giant monkeys! Crap!!! *Runs*

 

Everybody: FIVE GOLD SKATEBOARDS!!!

 

Keoni: I can take the last one, Uncle Tito.

 

Ray: Four Shack burgers.

 

Sam: Three computers! Come on, virus scan! WORK!

 

Tito: Two coconuts.

 

Ray: Well, pineapples are easier to cut than coconuts.

 

Otto: And a brand new Christmas special.

 

Reggie: *Arms crossed* We should’ve had our Christmas special within our first year or two on the air.

 

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Everybody: On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

 

Reggie: Ten roller blades!

 

Otto: Nine surfboards!

 

Lars: *Disgruntled* Eight things of mistletoe.

 

Twister: *Snatches Lars’ mistletoe* What about me, Reggie? Seven big brothers! I’m still waiting for a substitute!

 

Me (From offstage): You ain’t getting one. Who else on the show has an older brother?

 

Twister: -     - Six giant monkeys! AHHHH!!!!

 

Everybody: FIVE GOLD SKATEBOARDS!!!

 

Tito: Where’d you come from, little nephew?

 

Ray: Four Shack burgers

 

Lars: Alright! Some grub!

 

Sam: Three computers. Whew… glad that’s over. *Beeping is heard*

 

Tito: Two coconuts. I guess pineapples might be easier to cut…

 

Otto: And a brand new Christmas special. Oh well, at least it’s a new episode.

 

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Everybody: On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

 

Eddie: Eleven shrunken heads! = )

 

Reggie: >      < EWWWW!!!!! I mean, ten roller blades.

 

Sam: Why give enough for five people?

 

Otto: Nine surfboards.

 

Twister: You’re gonna keep all of those!?

 

Lars: Eight things of mistletoe.

 

Reggie: Twister, you’re too young for me!

 

Twister: ;      ; Seven big brothers!

 

Lars clones: *Get Twister in a head lock*

 

Twister: *Under the clones* Six giant monkeys! *The monkeys land on the dog pile*

 

Everybody: FIVE GOLD SKATEBOARDS!!!

 

Keoni: I’ve been here from the start.

 

Ray: Four Shack burgers

 

Sam: Three computers. *They all explode* ;     ;

 

Tito: Two coconuts! I’ll still have them!

 

Otto: And a brand new Christmas special.

 

Reggie: I guess that’s true…

 

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Everybody: On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

 

Merv: Twelve skateboard bans!

 

Eddie: Eleven shrunken heads! I love them! =D

 

Reggie: Sick! Ten roller blades, which is also 5 pairs.

 

Otto: Nine surfboards. Why does Twist get two presents?

 

Me (Again, from offstage): o     O You get two too.

 

Lars: Eight things of mistletoe. I bet you wouldn’t go for the Squid! *Holds mistletoe above Sam and Reggie*

 

Reggie: *Giggles and kisses Sam on the cheek*

 

Twister and Lars: O       O HUH!?!?!?!?!

 

Reggie: Well, you guys never held the mistletoe above my head.

 

Twister and Lars: WHAT!?!?!?!?!

 

Twister: *Clutches chest* The pain… Seven big brothers.

 

*WHAM!*

 

Twister: *Dizzily* Six giant monkeys…

 

*WHAM!*

 

Everybody: FIVE GOLD SKATEBOARDS!!!

 

Sam: *Auctions them on eBay* $     $

 

Ray: Four Shack burgers. Dig in!

 

Sam: *Sob* Three computers… I didn’t even get to play any games.

 

Tito: Two coconuts.

 

Keoni: Hey, this isn’t a bad idea.

 

Otto: And a brand new Christmas episode!

 

Reggie: Finally! Done!

 

Me: *Runs on stage* Hold it! You guys forgot the thirteenth present!

 

Everybody: Thirteenth present???

 

Me: Thirteen bob-Ombs! *Holds them above my head. They’re lit*

 

Lars: Hang on. Aren’t those things from Mar—

 

*BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!*

 

Everybody: *Soaring in the air* We’re blasting off again!!!!