Me: Welcome to the fic! Today, I present to you a parody of “The 12 Days of Christmas” sung by the Rocket Power cast. There are some conversations between each present. Just remember that they continue from each other. I hope you’ll understand it when ya start reading. Enjoy!
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The 12 Days of Rocket Christmas
Everybody: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Otto: A brand new Christmas special. It’s about time!
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Everybody: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Tito: Two coconuts.
Twister: On Christmas?!
Otto: And a brand new Christmas special.
Reggie: What took them so long?
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Everybody: On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Sam: Three computers! =D
Lars: *Muttering* Geek.
Tito: Two coconuts… And what’s wrong with having them at Christmas?!
Otto: And a brand new Christmas special. Beats me what their deal was.
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Everybody: On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Ray: Four Shack burgers!
Sam: Yum! Oops! I mean, three computers!
Lars: Nerd.
Tito: Two coconuts.
Twister: You can’t have coconuts at Christmas! You have chestnuts!
Otto: And a brand new Christmas special.
Reggie: But we were created by the same people who made Rugrats. We should have two Christmas specials like them!
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Everybody: On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.....
Everybody: FIVE GOLD SKATEBOARDS!!!
Otto: Alright!
Ray: Four Shack burgers.
Reggie: Can I get an order of fries with that?
Sam: Three computers… And I heard that last one, Lars!
Lars: *Shaking a fist* And what are you gonna do about it?!?!
Tito: Two coconuts… It’s better than having fruit cake!
Otto: And a brand new Christmas special. I seriously have no idea what their problem was.
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Everybody: On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Twister: Six giant monkeys! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Everybody: FIVE GOLD SKATEBOARDS!!!
Reggie: Sweet!
Ray: Four Shack burgers.
Otto: Better add a shake with that, Raymundo.
Sam: Three computers *Glares at Lars*
Lars: *Whistles innocently*
Tito: Two coconuts
Sam: Who’d want fruit cake?
Otto: And a brand new Christmas special. Well, Rugrats was around for like ten years, so…
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Everybody: On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Twister: Seven big brothers. O O Wha??? *Turns to find 7 copies of Lars* AHHHH!!!!! *Starts to run*
Otto: Hey! You still got the other one to do!
Twister: *Stops* Oh yeah… Six giant monkeys! Awwww man! *Runs from the monkeys AND Lars clones*
Everybody: FIVE GOLD SKATEBOARDS!!!
Sam: I wonder how much I can get for them.
Ray: Four Shack Burgers
Twister: *Still running* Better make mine to go!
Sam: Three computers… Ahhhh! A virus!
Tito: Two coconuts
Ray: Couldn’t we have pineapples instead?
Otto: And a brand new Christmas special.
Twister: *Got away from the monkeys and clones* You think maybe Rugrats is the more popular show?
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Everybody: On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Lars: Eight things of mistletoe. How about a little kiss, Reggie?
Twister: Seven big brothers.
Lars clones: Hey squirt!
Twister: Six giant monkeys! Again!? *Runs from the clones and monkeys again*
Everybody: FIVE GOLD SKATEBOARDS!!!
Tito: Who gets the last one?
Ray: Four Shack burgers.
Sam: Three computers. Ahhh!
Tito: Two coconuts. Not you too, bruddah Ray!
Otto: And a brand new Christmas special.
Reggie, Twister, and Otto: Nah!
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Everybody: On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Otto: Nine surfboards! Cool!
Lars: Eight things of mistletoe.
Reggie: Get lost Lars!
Twister: Seven big brothers. Can’t someone else do this one!?
Twister: Six giant monkeys! Crap!!! *Runs*
Everybody: FIVE GOLD SKATEBOARDS!!!
Keoni: I can take the last one, Uncle Tito.
Ray: Four Shack burgers.
Sam: Three computers! Come on, virus scan! WORK!
Tito: Two coconuts.
Ray: Well, pineapples are easier to cut than coconuts.
Otto: And a brand new Christmas special.
Reggie: *Arms crossed* We should’ve had our Christmas special within our first year or two on the air.
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Everybody: On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Reggie: Ten roller blades!
Otto: Nine surfboards!
Lars: *Disgruntled* Eight things of mistletoe.
Twister: *Snatches Lars’ mistletoe* What about me, Reggie? Seven big brothers! I’m still waiting for a substitute!
Me (From offstage): You ain’t getting one. Who else on the show has an older brother?
Twister: - - Six giant monkeys! AHHHH!!!!
Everybody: FIVE GOLD SKATEBOARDS!!!
Tito: Where’d you come from, little nephew?
Ray: Four Shack burgers
Lars: Alright! Some grub!
Sam: Three computers. Whew… glad that’s over. *Beeping is heard*
Tito: Two coconuts. I guess pineapples might be easier to cut…
Otto: And a brand new Christmas special. Oh well, at least it’s a new episode.
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Everybody: On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Eddie: Eleven shrunken heads! = )
Reggie: > < EWWWW!!!!! I mean, ten roller blades.
Sam: Why give enough for five people?
Otto: Nine surfboards.
Twister: You’re gonna keep all of those!?
Lars: Eight things of mistletoe.
Reggie: Twister, you’re too young for me!
Twister: ; ; Seven big brothers!
Lars clones: *Get Twister in a head lock*
Twister: *Under the clones* Six giant monkeys! *The monkeys land on the dog pile*
Everybody: FIVE GOLD SKATEBOARDS!!!
Keoni: I’ve been here from the start.
Ray: Four Shack burgers
Sam: Three computers. *They all explode* ; ;
Tito: Two coconuts! I’ll still have them!
Otto: And a brand new Christmas special.
Reggie: I guess that’s true…
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Everybody: On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Merv: Twelve skateboard bans!
Eddie: Eleven shrunken heads! I love them! =D
Reggie: Sick! Ten roller blades, which is also 5 pairs.
Otto: Nine surfboards. Why does Twist get two presents?
Me (Again, from offstage): o O You get two too.
Lars: Eight things of mistletoe. I bet you wouldn’t go for the Squid! *Holds mistletoe above Sam and Reggie*
Reggie: *Giggles and kisses Sam on the cheek*
Twister and Lars: O O HUH!?!?!?!?!
Reggie: Well, you guys never held the mistletoe above my head.
Twister and Lars: WHAT!?!?!?!?!
Twister: *Clutches chest* The pain… Seven big brothers.
*WHAM!*
Twister: *Dizzily* Six giant monkeys…
*WHAM!*
Everybody: FIVE GOLD SKATEBOARDS!!!
Sam: *Auctions them on eBay* $ $
Ray: Four Shack burgers. Dig in!
Sam: *Sob* Three computers… I didn’t even get to play any games.
Tito: Two coconuts.
Keoni: Hey, this isn’t a bad idea.
Otto: And a brand new Christmas episode!
Reggie: Finally! Done!
Me: *Runs on stage* Hold it! You guys forgot the thirteenth present!
Everybody: Thirteenth present???
Me: Thirteen bob-Ombs! *Holds them above my head. They’re lit*
Lars: Hang on. Aren’t those things from Mar—
*BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!*
Everybody: *Soaring in the air* We’re blasting off again!!!!