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I have created this corner of my website for hate mail. If you wish to submit your opinion, e-mail me with your comments of how much you hate me.


From: "L L" michellepecker@hotmail.com
To: cj@lmi.net
Subject: you got me fired
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 19:17:38 +0000

You called into the the newsroom today and said you were Mark Peshe and I
transferred you.
I got fired after the show.
I am a single mom with a 4 month old baby. It took me months to get a good
job, and they were so flexible here with my schedule and I have benefits for
me and my baby.
I have no family here so its very hard for me.
My rent is due in 1 week and I have no money to pay it.
My benefits are going to run out on the last day of January.
I am feel hopeless right now. I finally got a good oppurtunity somewhere and
was feeling good about myself. I have had some pretty crappy jobs in the
past because I never finished college, but this was a great job and there
was alot of room for me to advance.
Now, I have no way to buy food and pay rent for my daughther and I. I don't
care much about myself but I have to get food for my little girl. Why would
you do something so horrible and get someone fired???
What did the world do to you that you are so mean to others?

From: KKAPLAN@mailhost.byramhills.org
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999, 7:39am
To: webmaster@captainjanks.com
Subject: Shootings call

You are a total ass. The poor parents are waiting to hear if their children are being killed as they speak and you make a phone call like that. You are pathetic, a real loser. Go back to your room and pleasure yourself to Howard's picture.

From: Badikle@aol.com
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999, 9:30am
To: webmaster@captainjanks.com
Subject: Stupid #@*&#$

Janks, YOU SUCK, GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK. GO GET A REAL LIFE ONE WHERE YOU CAN USE YOUR REAL NAME. YOU ARE AN ANGRY LITTLE LOSER. YOU ARE ONE OF THE TRENCH COAT MAFIA. ONCE MORE GO AWAY FAR FAR AWAY.

From: Badikle@aol.com
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999, 9:43am
To: webmaster@captainjanks.com
Subject: SUPID LITTLE MAN

PRIVATE JANKS, YOU WERE TOLERABLE, THAN YOU WERE ANNOYING, NOW YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE AND COST STERN LISTNERS. MANY OF MY FRIENDS ( SOMETHING YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT) WHO HAVE LISTENED TO STERN FOR YEARS HAVE CHANGED THE CHANNEL DUE TO HIS ASSOCIATION WITH YOU. YOUR PHONY PHONE CALLS ARE OLD AND WORN OUT, GO AWAY.

From: gcaikikai@usa.net (Michael Skowronski)
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999, 9:46am
To: webmaster@captainjanks.com
Subject: Funny

Dear Janks,    i thought your last phony phone call was in poor taste, but it was very funny. You were not making fun of the kids, so what is everyone's problem. You were great keep up the good work, i love your phony phone calls.      michael

From: seligjm@mcmaster.ca (Jon Selig)
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999, 10:10am
To: webmaster@captainjanks.com
Subject: Concern

Captain Janks, I was eatching CNN yesterday with shock, disbelief, sadness, and countless other emotions. And I am in Canada, and do not know anyone in Colorado. Parents, family members, and friends were all tuning into CNN to see if their teenager was KILLED or MAIMED, and here you were interrupting things with idiocies. How do you even think of these things? How can you think about trying to be funny, when a nation is in shock and gravely concerned? Crank phone calls can be funny, but how could you not think you crossed the line this time? Maybe it won't be so funny one day when it's your daughter/son's school who's been attacked, you are frantic with worry, and some DOLT calls up your source of information making light of the situation. I guess we can only hope... A reply would be appreciated, but seeing as you are a gutless coward, I don't expect one. Jon Selig

From: jackster001@hotmail.com (Jack Stone)
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999, 7:21am (EDT-3)
To: webmaster@captainjanks.com
Subject: The Captain

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From: jackster001@hotmail.com (Jack Stone)
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999, 7:34am (EDT-3)
To: webmaster@captainjanks.com
Subject: Your 15 minutes

Captain Janks The problem isn't that you pick on the wrong topics to satirize, the problem is that you're just not funny. Howard, on his worst day, at his worst moment, is still one million times funnier than you'll ever be. You had your 15 minutes of fame. Now, why don't you go get a job at McDonalds.

From: n-sceptre9@idt.net
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999, 10:44am
To: webmaster@captainjanks.com
Subject: denver call

you are a piece of shit. I have friends who live in littleton,colo. I needed to know what was going on there. and you make a joke of it. I wish ill health to you and yours. you are a low motherfucker. I hope something bad happens to you.

From: Hsten1@aol.com
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999, 10:56am
To: webmaster@captainjanks.com
Subject: Denver Situation

Dude, That may have been in poor taste but it was funny. I would love to see you challenge that dickhead Melrose to a boxing match. He is such an asshole, not that I'm your biggest fan, but that Jew boy Melrose is a total idiot. Later Howard Rules!

From: eos96@hotmail.com (eos)
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999, 8:55am (EDT+4)
To: webmaster@captainjanks.com
> Subject: You're such a loser Janks!

That call you made yesterday was the worst you've ever done. I used to think you were funny but boy was I wrong. Not only was it in bad taste but it lacked originality and creativity. Work on it a little more, or better yet just quit. You'll never be accepted again you phony phone calling bastard.

From: Hvnphunkoz@aol.com
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999, 2:46pm
To: webmaster@captainjanks.com
Subject: littleton call

hey cpt. you need to take your dick out of howards ass. do you realize no one on that show likes you and your white trash just like any of your fans. that call was totally out of line. how could you sink that low just to kiss sterns ass. your a fucking sellout. i think you should challenge me to a boxing match. ill walk on your fucking face. when are you going to realize that you are a waste of life and your not gonna get anywhere making prank phone calls. grow up fucko they are gettingreally old and i wouldnt doubt it that if someone sees you in public and recognizes you ( not counting your white trash hillbilly fans) your gonna get your ass kicked. so watch out because i know where you live and i own a sawed off shotgun and after i blow your fucking face off you can make as many degratingly rude calls as you want. fuck you,
koz

From: AgensL@aol.com
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999, 1:54pm
To: webmaster@captainjanks.com
Subject: Thank you

Dear Janks; You are a creative genious. What you do with the phony phone calls is no worse than the expliotive news media. Only better. Plaese don't back off. True genous is rarely imediately reconized. Take for example; Jesus Christ and Howard Stern. OK, maybe that was overboard, but you get the message. People have got to learn to loosen up. Let's not play into the hands of tragedy by given it some special importance or Holy homage. Going over the line with comedy renders those in control powerless to expliot a tragety to further thier own agenda. Please keep up the good work.

**Note to all who read this: Doing the prank calls of this nature will sometimes bring on a lot of mixed feelings from people who listen to them. Some people will like them, and some won't. While keeping with the old saying; you can't please everybody all the time, I tell you that the prank is on the media. NOT the news item itself. You are always welcome to share comments on this site with me, however, I would ask that if you are not happy with the contents of this site now, you never will be. Don't bother coming back. In other words: If you don't get it, go somewhere else! My tolerance for bitching moaning, or threats is ZERO!

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