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LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Twenty-One, Season Five

NBC Production

"I don’t like it but I guess things happen that way"
This season ender suffers from the rather difficult to overcome storytelling problem of providing a suspect in the opening teaser who looks to good for the crime that has been committed. I mean when the early part of an episode features a character who is covered in blood and no memory of what happened than you know he’s not guilty, as this is far too easy a solution and it’s not nearly enough to fill out an entire episode. This is turn leaves one looking around for a new suspect, and while we get a brief moment where it looks like a drug debt might’ve resulted in a murder, this is shot down in pretty quick order by the obvious question of why would drug dealers kill the parents of person who owed them money? However, once a business partner was mentioned I had pretty much figured out the path this story was going to take and the writing didn’t disappoint, as we soon discover the murder was motivated by a business partner who wasn’t big on sharing. Now the episode does manage to offer up a fairly engaging sequence where we see Detective Logan guilts a young man into turning on his father, and this questioning session is nicely paralleled by an unsettling interrogation earlier in the episode where we see another detective manages to convince the son of the murder victims that he killed his parents during a drug induced rage. However, the case itself is a rather plot-by-numbers affair as it moves from point A to point B with relatively few surprises, and I can’t say I was overly impressive by the simple motive behind the crime. The performance of the young man who looks good for the murders was also pretty effective though, as the scene where he comes to believe that he could’ve killed his parents rests entirely on the actors ability to sell his grow sense of dread, and he manages it to near perfection. I guess I should also make mention of the fact that Captain Deakins leaves the series, and he joins the long line of thinly characterized supporting players who have exited the Law and Order franchise whose departures have left me unmoved, as the closing shot where he’s walking away simply reminded me how little I know about his character. I mean is he going home to a wife and/or family. In the end he looked to be a good boss who gave his detectives room to be good detectives, but really that all I know about the character.

3 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Twenty, Season Five

NBC Production

"I'm my own grandpaw. Talk about incest!"
While the episode certainly earns points for it’s splashy ending as the motive of the person setting the church fires is sensationalistic enough to be featured on an episode of Jerry Springer, I found myself wishing the episode had taken a moment to explain why the elderly church worker who died in the opening moments of the episode took it upon herself to drag this dirty family secret into the open. I mean revealing this information clearly did more harm than good, and the big question that the writing didn’t even bother to address is how exactly was this woman expecting this to turn out? Truth be told while the lengths that the stepmother went to win over her stepson was disturbing, the church worker’s decision to expose this family secret felt downright mean-spirited, and the writing utterly fails to provide a proper motive for this action. Of course the episode also has to reach quite a bit to to explain why this young man would decide to target the church that his brother worshiped at rather than venting his anger upon the true target, but I guess that the writing had to have him do something splashy to grab the attention of the Major Case Squad. In any event the episode managed to offer up a pretty solid investigation as Detectives Goren and Eames quickly recognize that there are two very different patterns with the church fires, and they quickly gravitate toward the fire more that was carefully planned, and looked to be rift with symbolism. I also have to give full marks to the young actor who player the roommate of the chief suspect, as how can one not smile when our detectives attempt to question this walking ball of excitement. In fact for having such a limit amount of screen time I have to say the scene where his body was discovered left me rather sad, as while he was a serial arsonist he was also a very entertaining character. As for the big surprise reveal where we discover the reason that inspired the church fires I have to give a big thumbs up to the trio of guest-actors as their characters struggle with the big family secret that is being brought kicking and screaming into the light, with the performance of the stepmother being particularly effective.

3 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Nineteen, Season Five

NBC Production

"Fare thee well, but be back soon"
The degree of violence that we see in this episode is a bit much, and while I’ve certainly seen worse on network television this season, it’s a little depressing that the Law and Order franchise has decided to hop on this bandwagon. Still one can’t deny the sheer impact of that opening crime scene, and it brought an extra sense of urgency to the sequnce where we watch this group paying a visit to a second home. On the other hand the episode doesn’t really take the time to properly explain why they felt the need to kill their victims, as given they had the layout of the homes as well as a shopping list of what they were looking for, one has to ask why they simply didn’t wear masks, and tie up the families while they took what they came for. I mean the only thing these murders manage to accomplish is increase the attention that the police would directing your way. Now I realize that the crimes have to be quite serious in order to warrant the involvement of the Major Case Squad cast, but the writing really should’ve taken a moment to explain why these young men felt the need to kill entire families when there was no real need to. Now it’s pretty clear that the writing is trying to invoke the spirit of the Charlie Manson family, as we have a charismatic leader figure holding sway over a collection on emotionally stunted individuals, and guest-star Whoopi Goldberg turns in a fairly chilling performance with the highlight being the moment where she reveals that she saw right through Detective Logan’s efforts to get her to confess. However, the episode makes it clear that her central motive for these crimes is finical, and this makes the murders feel quite unnecessary, as the real advantage a dead body provides is that it might make it a little more difficult to figure out what has been stolen, but this extra bit of lead time when it comes to selling these items is undercut by the simple fact that by resorting to murder you vastly increase the attention your actions receive from the police. Still the episode does earn points for a very powerful side plot that has Detective Logan gunning down an armed suspect who turns out to be an undercover police officer, and there’s some powerful moments where we see the guilt of what he’s done is clearly eating him alive.

3 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Eighteen, Season Five

NBC Production

"Cause every hand's a winner"
Truth be told this episode has our detectives making some poorly motivated leaps of intuition that end up being right on the money, and while Detective Goren has always been presented as a bit of a savant when it comes to making these deductive observations, normally the writing actually makes an effort to offer up some moment where we can see him connecting the dots. This time out though the writing has our detectives moving through the story like they have a map that leads them to the proper suspect and I found myself wondering how they managed to ferret out various bits of key information. Still the underlying story was pretty engaging as it involves an emotionally immature gambling machine who is being exploited by a ruthless opportunist, and when one of the men that this gambler took for a half-a-million dollars ends up dead, this young man becomes suspect number one. Now logic states that you aren’t likely to kill a man who owes you half-a-million, and considering this young man is the golden goose I honestly can’t see why the man behind the curtains would come up with a plan that made him look like a possible suspect. I mean if nothing else I’d make sure that I had a low level thug ready to take the fall, as the episode makes it quite clear that this young gambler is providing a steady stream of revenue, and as such one would think he would be an invaluable asset that you would protect. However, when the detectives begin to question the other men involved in this murder, it would seem that the plan was to have the young gambler take fall for this murder rap. Now perhaps they were hoping the case against him would be so weak that it wouldn’t hold up in court, as there was no physical evidence to tie him to the crime scene nor any witnesses that place him in the room where the man was murdered. However, the plan itself does seem to leave the young man rather exposed, and since he can draw a straight line back to the real murderer this seems like a rather poor choice of a fall guy. Still the episode does benefit from a strong performance from the young gambler, as the scene where he learns the truth about his benefactor was surprisingly effective.

3 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Seventeen, Season Five

NBC Production

"I got a black magic woman"
Take away the voodoo elements of this episode and you have a very ordinary murder plot, but I have to give the writer full marks for taking these more fantastic elements and fashioning a pretty engaging episode. I mean the show is guilty of offering up a rather limited range of suspects, as once the original suspect is murdered the whodunit element of the plot goes pretty much out the window. Still the episode does open with a rather unsettling scene as the pair of bodies wrapped up in cocoons made for a rather striking cut to the opening credits moment. The episode also does a pretty fair job of deflating the magic of the voodoo curse, as the Detective Logan finds himself on the wrong end of a voodoo spell, and the scene where the magic of the spell is explained away was rather enlightening. In fact one of the main goals of this episode does seem to be to striped the magic away from the voodoo healing/spells that takes place in this episode, and I have to wonder where I can get my hands one some of that lithium laced water. It’s also nice to get a television show dealing with voodoo that doesn’t play up the more extreme excesses of the religion, and it actually makes a pretty interesting argument for why voodoo is looked upon as the ugly, slightly creepy stepchild of the religion family. I do have to say I was less than impressed by the way our detectives managed to catch the real killer though as Detective Barek’s performance before she planned on drinking down the poison laced concoction was painfully obvious, and given this false priestess has made a career out of selling her lies the writing should’ve had the character at least try and explain her way out of this corner. In fact she really should’ve taken a chance and drank what was placed in front of her, as this would’ve blown a huge hole in the detectives case against her, and I’m sure they would be pumping her stomach faster than you could say insanity defence. Plus, the scene of her drinking that glass down would’ve been a great punch to the gut moment, and would have taken the show in a truly unexpected direction.

3 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Sixteen, Season Five

NBC Production

"This method acting, well, I call that living."
The idea that the method actor would take his work so seriously that he would actually commit murder felt like a bit of a reach, and the final scene where we discover the deep, dark secret that this actor unleashed during his efforts to get inside the mind of a serial killer was equally implausible. Still it’s pretty clear that the writing has put a great deal of care and attention behind this theory, and as always seems to be the case on this series Vincent D’Onofrio’s performance during the final exchange is able to lend the proper sense of gravity to the situation no matter how silly the motive might seem. This episode also managed to offer up a pretty engaging little sequence before the murder, as most of the time on the Law and Order the only real camera time the murder victim receives is the show where their body is discovered in the opening teaser, and when they show up on the coroner's table later in the episode. However this episode opens with a rather extended sequence where we follow two young woman as they end up stranded in a rather seedy section of New York for the night, and there’s a nice sense of growing danger established as we know one or both of these women are going to be murdered before the opening credits start. We also get an very rare but welcome glimpse into the personal life of one of our detectives as we discover Detective Eames bears a grudge against drunks. However, the episode does lose some points for the over the top hysterics that erupt when the woman who discovered the body comes to believe that she’s the killer, as the director really should’ve reigned this actress in and told her the less is more, as her performance up to that point was actually quite effective, but it was completely undercut by this Meryl Streep moment. In fact the episode is full of big acting moments that felt a bit disingenuous, as we get a silly explosion of anger from the real killer when his wife call their son to dinner. I mean I’m all for big acting moments if the script provides the proper build-up, but this episode simply inserts them into the story with little to no justification, and as such they wound up feeling like contrived outbursts.

3 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Fifteen, Season Five

NBC Production

"Cause some day some weight gonna come on your shoulders babe"
A well crafted episode that makes the most of it’s theatrical setting as Detectives Logan and Barek investigate the murder of a young woman who was killed backstage at an opera house. I also have to credit the writing for avoiding the obvious gag as I spent most of the episode waiting for someone to mention that they should be looking for a disfigured masked man. However, the writing brought enough clever ideas to the table that it didn’t really need to be making such obvious references, and I have to say I was rather impressed by a couple novel explanations that this episode produced, as the detectives uncover a rather clever drug smuggling scheme, and we also get an ingenious plot device involving a bit of manufactured evidence. However, I did have a bit of a problem with the latter bit of writing as Detective Logan is able to spot the frame job by noting that the evidence isn’t an exact size match, and from what I know of making casts I have to ask why wouldn’t the cast be a perfect match, as the whole point of making a cast is to perfectly match the source material. Still, I’m guessing the writing needed to provide some reason why Detective Logan would doubt the evidence, and perhaps dental casts are manufactured in a manner that would account for this size difference. In any event one does have to admire the frame job that was put in play, and I’ll applaud any episode that is able to catch me off guard by shifting the spotlight away from the most likely suspect, to reveal the real truth of the matter is far more unsettling. The episode also does a lovely job of selling the motivation for the murder, as we see the real murderer has a very good line of reasoning for why she committed such a horrid act, and by the end one can’t help but feel a bit sorry for her, even if the final line of the episode would seem to be trying to discourage this. I do have to say I was rather surprised by how ruthless the detectives were in revealing that they knew the truth, but than again given the nature of her crime it’s easy to understand why the detectives decided to employ such a mean-spirited method of exposing her web of lies.

3 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Fourteen, Season Five

NBC Production

"I love you like a ball and chain."
First off as a lifelong comic book reader I have to say I’ve always been curious if the rooftops of New York City buildings were really littered with water towers, and thanks to the opening section of this episode I now know there’s at least one, and in a more curious development I also learned that some New York residents actually draw their water from these towers, which to me seems a little unsanitary, but than again it’s probably for the best that I don’t put too much research into water that comes out of my taps. The writing also makes another tip of it’s hat to comic readers as we see an issue of "Love and Rockets" makes an appearance. In any event I guess I really should be making an effort to discuss the actual episode which involves the murder of a young man who managed to get his hands on information that could derail a multi-million dollar lawsuit, and as such he had to be killed. Now while I rather enjoyed the fact that the case took a few unexpected twists and turns as our detectives tried to figure out who would have the motive to kill this young man, I was a little disappointed that the mother was transformed into little more than a money grubbing witch, as this motive felt a little simplistic a finish to what had been shaping up to be a pretty engaging debate. In fact speaking as a viewer I’d much rather the motive had been the brother acting alone to protect his sister, rather than his carrying out the murder under the orders of his evil, uncaring mother. One also has to wonder about this episode’s idea of a happy ending, as we see this woman is going to be in charge of caring for this young woman, and one has to feel sorry that the poor girl is going to have any future contact with her mother, let alone rely upon her to be her primary caregiver. Still, the episode did manage to hold my interest from start to finish, and it benefited from a number of very effective performances by the guest-actors, with the brother who committed the murder and the disabled sister doing a very effective job of interacting with out detectives. Plus, the detective work on display was pretty solid, as Detective Goren’s intuitive leaps weren’t all that difficult to accept.

3.5 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Thirteen, Season Five

NBC Production

"Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow."
You know you’re in trouble when you find yourself struggling to recall the actual plot of an episode, let alone comment on the elements of the episode that one found enjoyable/disliked. Now, a large part of my problem with this episode is that it took such a predictable path, as once it was established that the husband was involved in such dirty dealings, and that the wife was a secret agent it didn’t take any time at all to establish the motive for the murder, and the opening barrage of scenes also made it fairly clear who the leading suspect was. Now I’m not asking for a whodunit every time out of the gate, but I would like to see a little more of a effort from the writing than the plot-by-numbers outing that we saw on this week’s episode. This episode also offers up the exact same tired climax that was offered up on the previous episode, as we see the suspect is caught confessing to their involvement in the murder on tape, and given I wasn’t a fan of this lazy ending when it was used last week seeing it make a return appearance in this episode was even less welcome. Now I’ll give the episode credit for a couple nice misdirections in the early going as we see the murder victim wasn’t cheating on her husband in spite of the opening scene which left a pretty clear impression that she was. I also enjoyed the scene where we discover how the young man across the street was involved in the murder, as his shady glance in the opening scene made him a very likely suspect. There’s also a well played interrogation scene in this episode as Detective Logan spells out how everything is likely to play out to the thug who committed the actual murder. I do have to wonder why the detectives didn’t work at bit more at pulling apart the alibi that was created for this murderer though, as it looked like that box was playing host to at least a dozen other witnesses who could’ve confirmed whether the man was actually there, and yet the episode had our detectives acting like having the man’s name on the list was unshakeable proof. Still, I guess being so close to the end of the episode, the writer didn’t have enough time to have our detectives actually act like detectives, especially when the taped confession trick provided a much easier path.

3 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Twelve, Season Five

NBC Production

"I'm a mess without my, little China Girl"
While it’s always good to see Malcolm McDowell in action, and he makes the most of his camera time in this episode, the simple truth of the matter is that this episode is so invested in creating a complex web of false clues and misdirection that eventually I lost interest in actually discovering the truth. I mean I do like the idea of a rich man using his considerable means to buy off witnesses who lead the detectives in circles, and even after the detectives discover that they are being lied to we discover that the lies are being used to cover over yet another lie. However, the writing takes a few too many twists and turns along the way to the real truth of the matter, and I have to say that when the real murderer was revealed I was a bit disappointed that such a pedestrian reason was sitting at the centre of this web of lies. I was also disappointed to see Malcolm McDowell’s character role in the crime was exposed using such a old trick, and the final plot twist where the real killer is set free by a false deathbed confession felt more like a gimmick than something that the writing had worked for. This in turn made the final exchange that Detective Goren has with the real murderer feel a bit cheap, as one could almost see the writer standing in the background patting himself on the back for his clever final twist. Now one could argue that this entire series is built around the cat and mouse games played between the detectives and the suspects, and that this is simply a case where the bad guys managed to get away with their crime in spite of the best efforts of the detectives. However, I would argue that the writing offered up such a tangled bit of misdirection to disguise the fact that the actual murder plot was a grade-B effort, that most viewers would’ve seen right through before the first commercial break if it had been played straight. Plus, I’m simply not a fan of seeing the villain pull one over one our detectives unless they do it in an extremely clever manner, and this episode’s ending is anything but clever.

3 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Eleven, Season Five

NBC Production

"At least I shall have the pleasure of putting you out of my misery."
First off I have to say this episode opens with the most unexpected body discovery moments that any series of the Law and Order franchise has ever offered up, as the jaded viewer in me simply expected the body to emerge out of the surf, so the moment of it’s actual arrival has a genuine impact. The ensuing investigation which explained how the body could simply tumble out of the clear blue sky also managed to produce a rather clever moment as we discover that the killer has found a near perfect method of disposing of a body, and while I have some serious doubts about one’s ability to stuff anything into the wheel well of a plane preparing for takeoff in the aftermath of 911, the episode does take the time to establish that the person disposing of the bodies would have free access to these planes, and the idea of using international flights to dump bodies all around the planet is a clever enough idea that I’m willing to look the other way when it’s comes to a somewhat nebulous explanation for how he got the bodies in place. On the other hand I’m a little disappointed with how quickly the episode had our detectives zero in on the suspect, as after offering up a scene where the detective express their dismay about how many people have access to these planes they pretty much had their suspect ferreted out a couple quick scenes later. Now I realize that the writer didn’t want to get bogged down with this section of the plot, but to me it rushed through this part of the story a little too quickly. I also have to openly wonder about Detective Barek’s method of discovering their suspect fit the profile of their killer, as I can see most people would be nervous when subjected to such close scrutiny from a police detective regardless of the gender of said detective. I mean the simple truth of the matter is that police make even the most law abiding citizen nervous, and when they start acting outside the normal behaviour patterns that one expects from a police officer it only makes sense that most people would start acting a bit suspicious.

3.5 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Ten, Season Five

NBC Production

"Charlie is love."
Michael York turns in a pretty solid performance as the leader of a group of thieves who have little trouble escalating their crimes to include murder, and it is worth noting that if it hadn’t been for the overdoes death that opens the episode than chances are very good that their efforts wouldn’t have warranted the attention of the Major Case Squad. In fact the episode is a little fuzzy about explaining how this case actually ended up with the Major Case Squad as our detectives were on the case before it looked like it was anything more than an accidental overdoes by a couple partygoers. However the simple truth of the matter is that I find myself getting too caught up in how the writer brings our detectives into a case that I often neglect to comment on the more important detail of how entertaining was their involvement in the case once it’s been established that it’s worthy of their attentions. The simple truth of the matter is that the electronic typewriter was a little too good when the writing needed something to provide the next important clue. I mean I’m sure the writer made an effort to figure out if it was even possible to pull off this trick, and it’s been well established that Detective Goren has the type of mind that could invest the time and effort one would need to pull it off. However, from a storytelling standpoint it’s not all that engaging to see the clues come from what is essentially a damning tell-all script that had been written by a murdered writer. I was also a little disappointed that the mental games that make up the episode’s climax transform Michael York’s character into such a fountain of damning information, as it’s one thing to have a character realize that they’ve implicated themselves, but it’s quite another to have them continue to dig themselves even deeper, especially when the rest of the episode had been trying to sell the idea that this man was quite intelligent.

3 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Nine, Season Five

NBC Production

"What the Devil hath joined together let no man cut asunder."
I’m always game for a well put together mystery that plays it’s cards close to the vest, but this episode played more like a promising looking board where it took so long to explain how the rules of the game that you simply don’t feel like investing the effort it demands. There’s also the simple fact that the detective work that’s offered up in this issue largely consisted of our detectives following the various suspects until they do something that informs our detectives the next step they should be making. I mean I was already a little disappointed that this was an episode that was focused on the other pair of detectives, as up to this point neither character has really grabbed my attention, but I have to say this episode certainly doesn’t do them any favours when their detective work looks like it was lifted from a Hardy Boys novel. However what really turned me off this episode is that I spent the first three-fourths of the episode trying to make sense of it’s rather disjointed narrative, and piecing together who was doing what to whom, and how character A was linked to character B, that it was rather irksome to have to curtain pulled away to reveal such an utterly conventional explanation. I mean since we never got any suggestion that their relationship was anything other than barely concealed hostility, it’s difficult to get overly caught up in the big reveal that one sister was responsible for the murder attempt on the other sister, or that the other sister would help the police keep her sister behind bars. Now the final move that Detective Logan makes to ensure that both sisters are punished for their crimes made good use of the idea that the character does project the vibe that he could be the type of detective that would lose vital evidence, but a clever bit of writing at the end isn’t enough to overlook the fact that the writing was far too complicated for it’s own good.

2 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Eight, Season Five

NBC Production

"Generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers."
This episode is a bit of a mixed bag as while it has an interesting idea at it’s core, the simple truth of the matter is that the execution of said idea is terribly uneven. I mean I welcome a look at the idea of whether it’s right to subject prisoners to torture, as the debate of where the line between inhuman treatment and aggressive questioning rests has the potential to produce an interesting debate, as does the question of when does the need to protect American lives outweigh the human rights of prisoners of war. However, the simple truth of the matter is that while torture plays a key role in this episode, the writing avoids the key elements of the debate, as the victim who is subjected to torture is not an enemy combatant but rather he’s a poor guy with mental problems. What’s more we see the motive driving the person that subjected this man to torture isn’t to get answers that could potentially save lives, but rather this person was looking to assuage their guilt over having taken part in the torture of prisoners of war by treating her patient using the same methods. Now one could openly wonder why this woman thought this would be even remotely close to a good idea, but the episode never bothers to explain her reasoning, as it far too invested is showing us how poorly suited torture is when it comes to curing mental illness, as we see that all it managed to accomplish is turn a mentally disturbed computer technician into a crazed killer. The episode also attempts to invoke some sympathy toward the doctor, by revealing she was tormented by the role she played in the torture of war prisoners, but her behaviour over the rest of the episode as she worked to conceal what she had done make her tearful confess feel downright hollow. I was also a little disappointed that DJ Qualls wasn’t given a more to do beyond acting like a tightly wound basket case.

3 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Seven, Season Five

NBC Production

"Secrecy is the badge of fraud."
I watched the film "Maria - Full of Grace" a few weeks back and as such the opening half of this episode felt a little too familiar, but the writing managed to play off these expectations, as we see our detectives automatically assume that the mutilated victim was a drug mule. As such there’s a nice little scene where we see our detectives get a forehead slapping moment as they discover that in spite of all the evidence that suggests the victim was a drug mule, the truth is a little more complicated. In fact the problem with this episode is that the explanation gets a little too involved, and while I’m fairly certain I understand the how and why the two murders were committed, the path we took to arrive at this final destination wandered around a little too much, and as such by the time the big climax arrived the person responsible for these crimes was brought down using a rather abrupt plot contrivance. Now I did enjoy the scene where the murder was explained by the nursing aid, as the actor does a wonderful job of selling the emotional breakdown where his character explains how it played out. Also while I found the mechanical pencil trick to be a little silly, the scene where she lashes out and confesses her crime did have a nice volcanic quality about it, and the final shot of the episode made it all too apparent that this woman had good reason to be an emotional basketcase. In the end though this episode spent a little too much time playing with the red herring that the first victim was a drug mule, and it also spent a little too long detailing the actual crime that this woman was killed to protect, that the writing simply didn’t have enough time to offer up much of a climax. As such this has to be one of the most rushed confession scenes that has ever been offered up on this series, and as I mentioned before the plot device that is used to expose the character’s guilt was a bit goofy.

3 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Six, Season Five

NBC Production

"When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself."
This was a two hour episode, and the preview ads looked were selling as a movie, but with the exception of a rather impressive sequence where the show offered up a full-scale search, complete with a helicopter, this was a little more than an extra long episode. Now I have to say I did enjoy the fact that there wasn't a clean split at the halfway point, as it's clear this was designed to be a two hour event, and not simply two separate episodes that were tacked together, as the two pairs of detective interact with each other over the course of the entire episode, and a single investigation supports the entire two hours. Now the case managed to hold up quite well, as there were enough twists and turns to hold my interests over the course of the entire episode, and the two hours went by far quicker than I had expected it to. Basically the episode has a young woman vanish during a field trip to New York, and the subsequent investigation leads to the son of a powerful judge. Now Star Trek fans will probably get a kick out of the fact that Colm Meaney is playing the role of the judge, and I have to say I hope this appearance earns him the attention of Hollywood casting directors, as he's a marvellous actor who has turned in a number of fine performances over in Europe, from his deliciously dirty cop in "Intermission", to the beleaguered father in a trilogy of films based on Roddy Doyle's novels. In any event he does a lovely job of playing a judge who as the episode progresses is revealed to be linked to the girl's disappearance. Now I have to openly wonder how a man this morally bent made it to a position of authority, but when the fight begins it becomes clear that the man knows how to use his power, as he is able to get under the skin of even the seemingly unflappable Detective Goren, and in what proved to be one of the more powerful moments, we see Detective Eames is put in the hot seat when a transfer request is introduced. The final twist also caught me off guard, which put a nice finishing touch on a very enjoyable couple hours.

3.5 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Five, Season Five

NBC Production

"To err is natural; to rectify error is glory."
The problem with this episode is that there's no real reason given for the murder beyond the simple fact that there needs to have been a murder to bring in the Major Case Squad. I mean it's all well and good to claim that it was an accidental death but the murder investigation made it pretty clear that the murderer took the time to mess with the crime scene to direct suspicion in another direction, and this doesn't exactly feel like the actions of a person who was responsible for the death of an innocent person. So with a poorly motivated murder resting at it's core, this episode didn't exactly do itself any favours by hanging the rest of the story elements off this flimsy framework, as it the investigation doesn't really have any side paths that it can take to throw off the expectations that were established in the opening sequence, as it's pretty obvious that the sister was murdered by the person who inspired such a fearful expression on the face of the other nun. Now I guess there is some intrigue to be found in the question of why this man was looking for this woman, and I'll give the episode credit for coming up with a genuinely compelling motivation. However, once again the lack of reason for the murder did serve to undercut what was a powerful murder, as it's difficult to work up much sympathy for a grief stricken man when he's also offers up such a flat reaction to the fact that he murdered an innocent woman. On the other hand the target of this man search does manage to give the episode a powerful climax, as her anguished confession of the role she played in the savage beating was a show redeeming performance. In the end though, this wasn't much of a showcase for our detectives as Detective Goren deductive skills weren't really called upon, and our characters were little better than passive bystanders as the story played out in front of them.

3 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Four, Season Five

NBC Production

"Happy birthday to you."
I've been away from my computer for the past couple days so I have to say this review is going to be a little difficult, as the episode isn't really fresh in my mind, but rather I find myself struggling to draw upon memorable moments of the episode. Now after a bit of thought, I can recall the basic plot elements as the episode kicks off with a mob hit where the victim turns out to be just some poor guy with a same name and birthday as the true target of mob justice. We also see the resultant investigation uncovers the presence of the mob inside the police department, and the more engaging sections of the episode centre around one of the dirty cops reaching out Detective Logan (Chris Noth), whose own less than pleasant dealings with internal have made him more willing to listen to a police officer who cries foul. There's also a nice little moment where we see the defence lawyer makes a point of mentioning Detective Logan is far from being the ideal detective to be investigating such a highly decorated officer. There's also a nice little bit where we see Detective Barek (Annabella Sciorra) continues to hold her one person conversations as she mulls over the evidence, and I have to say this gimmick is actually proving to be more endearing than I would've expected. Still the simple truth of the matter is that this is another one of those episode that doesn't really explain why this case was bumped over to the Major Case Squad, as the discovery of a single body which looks to have been a mob hit would seem to be a case that would land in another department, and when the presence of a dirty cop entered the picture one would think the case would automatically be transferred over to internal affairs, if only to remove any doubt of the blue wall stalling the investigation.

3 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Three, Season Five

NBC Production

"Of all pains, the greatest pain is to love, and love in vain."
Before I get into an actual review of the episode I have to say there's a throwaway moment that is so utterly strange that it quickly emerged as my favourite scene of the episode. I mean how can one not love the little dance that Vincent D'Onofrio does as he checks out the home of the escaped inmate. There's also a cute little exchange where Detective Eames points out that the Warden's office is devoid of any objects for Goren to play with. As for the actual episode I have to say I had it figured out pretty early in the episode that the warden character wasn't what he appeared to be so when the episode started to turn over it's cards I have to say I wasn't as surprised as I expect the writing was hoping for. Now I'm not sure why I knew how the story was going to play out, but the simple fact of the matter is that one's enjoyment of this episode required one to fall for the illusion that the warden was a devoted husband who was trying to get his wife back, and I simply wasn't able to get past my initial feeling that he wasn't what he appeared to be, so I spent most of the episode waiting for the writing to catch up with me. Now the detective work on display was pretty clever and I rather enjoyed the revelation that most of the clues were planted by the warden. I also enjoyed the explanation of why the warden was spurred into taking action, as it's a clever use of a real world element that I'm surprised hasn't made a previous appearance in the Law and Order franchise, though I guess NBC shows would be discourage from giving a heads up to a Fox show no matter how effective a storytelling tool it can be. I also enjoyed the way the detectives were able to shatter the illusion that the wife had about being able to return to her former life, by reminding her of why she ran away from this life in the first place.

3.5 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode Two, Season Five

NBC Production

"The more things change, the more they are the same."
This episode earns itself a passing grade thanks in large part to the fact that I rather enjoy the new pair of detectives that are introduced in this episode. I mean Detective Logan (Chris Noth) is a bit of a cliché in that he’s supposed to be a cop on the edge of losing control. In fact this type of police officer is such a familiar character type that the Law and Order franchise already has this character type in Detective Stabler over on SVU. However, there’s a nice little moment in this episode where we see Logan does a little play acting with a suspect, that does a solid job of suggesting that the angry cop is just a carefully constructed act, and this in turn puts a new spin on the character type. However, I have to say Detective Barek (Annabella Sciorra) has quickly emerged as the more engaging of the two characters, as she plays a cop who is so used to being on her own that she’s gotten into the habit of holding conversations with herself. Now this is a character quirk that might’ve felt a little too much like a cut and paste character trait that was brought into make the character different (e.g. Angelina Jolie’s character in Taking Lives), but Annabella Sciorra makes it an important part of the character, and it actually serves to make the character quite endearing. As for the actual mystery it’s a pretty ordinary out-of-control killer plot that I’m sure I’ve seen at least a dozen times in the various Law and Order series, and it even goes as far as to use the ever popular plot device of having the cold and calculating mother acting as the person who is pulling the strings of her homicidal son. Still, the scene where the detectives steer the son toward providing evidence against his mother was a pretty effective sequence, and one can’t help but be emotionally caught up in the robbery scenes.

3.5 out of 5 Stars

LAW AND ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

Episode One, Season Five

NBC Production

"Something wicked this way comes"
The writers of this series seemed convinced that they’ve gotten themselves a great reassuring villainess in the character of Nicole Wallace, but I have to say I’ve never been convinced of this idea and this episode did little to change my opinion. I mean Olivia D’Abo does make for a convincing villain, and it’s easy to buy into the premise that she could be the intellectual equal of Detective Goran. The scenes where the two characters are working to get inside each other’s head also have a nice chemistry about them, and one almost gets the sense that there is almost a mutual respect between them even though the plot requires them to be enemies. However, the simple fact of the matter is that the writers do seem to be perfectly comfortable working within the confines of well establish plots, as this time out we get the well worn plot where the two mortal enemies are forced to work together to bring down a greater evil, and while the writing makes a noble effort to keep this plot twist under wraps I found myself waiting for the story to catch up with me after I made the jump when the little girl made a point of mentioning that her father never showed her any affection. The episode also managed to get off to a bit of a rocky start, as the series goes out of it’s way to establish that we are following the adventures of the Major Case Squad, and yet our detectives are pulled into the story before a body is even discovered, and the episode is well past it’s halfway point before the case warrants their involvement. As for the idea that Vincent D’Onofrio is going to be sharing this series with the returning Christopher Noth, it’s a little early to say much about this move, but so far it looks like it might work, as the scenes that revolved around the new addition held my interest.

3 out of 5 Stars