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WOW! EVEN HE GRABS THE TALON!

What can be said about Rick Astley that hasn't already been said? This man's voice has brought confusion to a generation, who would have ever thought that the famous voice came out of such a little white kid? But now it's alright. Read what he has to say.

"First I would just like to thank everyone at the Church of Daddy. Thank you for telling me about this great new way to live life. I could not have made it through yesterday without the knowledge I now possess.

"After my musical career dwindled and I sort of fell of the face of the earth, I did not know what to do with my life. I tried turning to traditional religion, but all I was offerred was a guilt trip. 'Stop using drugs,' 'avoid temptation,' 'touch me in the underwear region.' I was given no hope. I thought there was nothing I could do.

"But then I heard about Daddy and His amazing Talon. All I had to do was grab His Talon, and now everything is alright. I don't have to worry about living my life a certain way, or doing certain things, I just have to be myself, and grab the Talon whenever it is convenient for me, and all is alright. Thanks Daddy!"