EVERYONE LOVES DADDY
Why on earth would anyone believe that everything is gonna be alright just because some assclowns wrote on their website? You don't have to take our word for it, look at how Daddy has affected these people's lives.
When the Church of Daddy was founded in the early 90's, recruiting members was a difficult task. Most people were too hopped up on drugs to take us seriously. A few people did early on, and they helped pave the way for Daddyists all over the world. These are their stories.
Go ahead, click on the links on the left. Stop reading this crap, things could have been alright for up to 45 seconds already, depending on how fast you read. Lives on the edge of insanity are saved everyday, solely on the words of our followers. You too can see how easy it is for everything to be alright.
Seriously, DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT!! We are nobody special, but look at that list over there on the left. Would they lie? Grab Daddy's Talon.
EVERYONE LOVES DADDY