The Lenz Photo Album

Pat attempts a new haggis recipe.

"I love music," Sal tells us. An accomplished musician, she prefers the mournful notes of Moliere.

"Wonderful, my dearest," Pat applauds. "I was playing for Lisa, not you," she informs him. "But thank you anyway. About time you noticed my talents."

Pat makes a gnome.

In incurable romantic, Sal sets the mood.

It's a Boo Jum. A little girl. (Now, shut up, Sal.)

Pat feeds little Boo while Sal catches up on some sleep. Good for you, Pat!

Pat rubs noses with the little tyke.

Pat hums a merry Scottish tune to his daughter.

Sal does midnight feeding duty. What a great mom!

Sal tosses Boo around for a while, entertaining, isn't she?

Sal shows off her musical ability to her beloved child.

Baby Cradle becomes a child!

Sal and Boo play a game of chess to get to know each other better. It's a real mother-daughter moment. A Kodak moment, even.

Little Boo Jum is a chip off the old block. She's a child progidy!

Boo had a nightmare, and crept into Daddy's bed for comfort.

"I had a great time in the pool, Sal," says Jam. "Come again anytime!" She replies, happy her guest had a good time. She says nothing about the purple bathing suit, figuring that it speaks for itself.

Sal consults the crystal ball. What will her future bring?

Pat, mad genius that he is, summons Rhonda to his lab. "How...how did I get here?" She asks. "I brought you forth!" He laughs maniacally. "Return me at once!" "Never!" He chortles. "I will seek justice in the courts! Get me a lawyer!" Pat bows his head. He is doomed.

"Waaah!" Sal and Boo wail. During the night, Pat was abducted by aliens. They are at a complete loss. Inconsolable.

Pat returns! (I notice the aliens dump him on his behind, there!) He rushes to Sal and embraces her. "Darling! The wonders I've seen! Haggis that tastes GOOD!" Sal scoffs at the idea, but lets her man continue to fuss in his workshop.

Pat has created an army of small garden gnomes to help him in the lab. What is their evil purpose?

Jake wanders about the downstairs. I think he wants out.

"Whine, whine...." "What's wrong, Jakey?" Sal asks. His tail thumps in response to her tender care.