1.Who is Ice?
A. My girlfriend
B.My dead girlfriend
C. A rapper
2. What was the color of Guy's belt as Green Lantern?
A. Purple
B. White
C. Green
3.How many times have I been in a coma?
A. Four
B. Ten
C. Three
4. Why was my gold ring blown up?
A. It malfunctioned.
B. It wasn't. It got absorbed by a supervillain named Parallax
C. It was out of power, and disconnected from the energies of Qward
5. What is my hair color?
A. Red
B. Orange
C. Orange-Red
Alright, ya wimps, if ya failed this, you can't handle the Guyster.
1 was my dead girlfriend. She died in Justice League Task Force #14.
2 was white. Honestly, what kinda real man'd wear a girlie belt? Well, Jordan, maybe...
3 is well...three. Once when a faulty power battery exploded, once when I got hit on the head (JLI 5), and once when I came back as a nice guy. Eecch.
Four was because that @#!$%$^)^! Parallax (Jordan) absorbed it. If not for him, Ice'd still be alive.
Five is orange-red, and it's all natural, ladies.
