Episode 1: The Microwave
Cat: Meow
Hampster: HAHAHA!!!
Hampster: Shit Yeah!
Cat: Meow...
Hampster: Peace Bitch!
Hampster: Oh, Crap, FIRE!!
Hampster: AHHH!
Cat: Ha,Ha!
Hampster: Fuck-off!
This is the episode that started it all!
Episode 2: The Double Feature
Part 1: The Chair
Hampster: This isn't cool, man!
Cat: You're gonna die, bitch
Hampster: You're a fuckin' idiot!
Cat: Screw-off, Hampster!
Part 2: A Walk In The Park
Cat: *whistling*
Cat: What's that sound?
Hampster: HAHAHA!!!
Cat: HAHAHA!
Hampster: Ahhh!
I know, the second episode is a double feature, which makes no sense, oh well. I was on a role that day, they were short, well shorter than the others, so I put them together...
Episode 3: Hampster Goes To Nazi-Land
Hampster: Yay!
Cat:Die, Hampster!
Hampster: Oh, shit!
Cat: No, wait, I'm not a Nazi!
Cat: Shit!
Hampster: Ha,h...
This is my favorite episode so far!
Anyway, I made this episode for people that can't read anything. But the original jumbo thing, here's how it goes...
The Places You Need To Know About!
The Holy Halls Of Sheeba!
Episode 4: The New Guy...
Cat: I'll kill you!
Hampster: You'll Die!
Cat: Hiya!
Hampster: Shit!
Guy: Cual es sus nombres?
(What are your names?)
Hampster & Cat: Huh...
Hampster: Who the hell are you?
Guy: Mi nombre es Esperandoza.
(My name is Esperandoza.)
Cat: Oh well, KILL HIM!
Esperandoza: No es muerto!
(No don't kill)
Cat: Hiya!
Esperandoza: No!
(No!)
Hampster: Now to finish!
Cat: Huh..
Cat: Dumbass!
Hampster: Shut Up!
Hampster: The tree ash is falling..
Esperandoza: El,crapo...
(What the fuck do you think it means)
Cat: Well, he's dead!
Hampster: He ain't coming back!
The whole point of introducing Esperandoza had no point, I just wanted them to kill someone other then themselves. Also, for some comedy because he's mexican, with a sombrero.
Special Episode 1: The Corner
Cat: Man, where are the sluts!
Hampster: I don't know!
Cat: Oh, wait, there's one!
Slut: Hey come over here, baby!
Hampster: Hell Yeah!
Cat: What's your name, slut?
Slut: I'm Polly.
Hamspter: Oh shit, she got every STD known!!!
Polly: I'm not a whore!
Cat: Kill the bitch!
Hampster: Yeah!
Cat: Now, let's find some clean bitches!
Hampster: Fuck Yeah!
Not many know this, but I made this right after the eleventh episode (you thought there were six didn't you) and I couldn't wait so I put it up right away.
Me: Shit, my pen died, I can't make episode 5!!!
Barker: Oh, crap!
Me: You got a blue pen?
Barker: No...
Ricky: I got a blue marker, make a big one.
Me: Jumbo Edition... Fuck Yeah!
Teacher: Shut Up you three.
Me: I kill you now.
That's how that happened.
Episode 6: Trickery
Cat: That damn Hampster is coming again!
Hampster: I'm sorry, I want to be your friend.
Cat: Really!
Hampster: No!
Cat: Shit!
Cat: Dude, you really suck!
Hampster: Fuck You!
Another quick episode, but aren't they all. Currently I have about fifteen episodes and I'm too damn lazy to put them on the internet. On better news, I am currently working on a ten-page book of The Hampster and The Cat, it will be all one episode, look out for that.
Episode 7: Taco Bell
Guy: Can I take your order?
Cat: I want a chilito and...
Voice: Hey!!
Cat: WHAT? I'm trying to get a chilito.
Hampster: I wil kill you.
Cat: Go Away... AHHHHHHH! HOT SAUCE!!
Hampster: HAHAHAHA!!
Cat: IT BURNS!!! AHHHHHHH!
Cat: Now I'll kill you, with a spork!!
Hampster: NO!!!!
Cat: What the hell, COLOR???
Esperandoza???: I have come back for you!!
Cat: Oh, shit!...DIE!!!
Esperandoza: Huh, A SPORK!!! AHHH!
Cat: Hiya!
Esperandoza: No!
(Side note, I didn't feel like writing spanish, so he speaks English now.)
Cat: Dammit, color again... Oh, well time to die...
I love this episode because of the spork, that's all that's important. Oh, the next will be in full color!
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