Zaku II
Grade: Perfect Grade
Cost: $120+
Time Invested: 24 straight hours
Weapons: 120mm Zaku Machinegun, Heat Hawk, and Alcohol Flatulence.
Likes: Mono-eyes, Shar Aznable, heat weapons, chanting 'Sieg Zion!', Bazookas, beer, booze, alcohol, Bender from Futurama, swearing, and stomping on Gundams.
Dislikes: Gundam Wing, or any Gundam as a matter of fact, that robot from Lost in Space, a lack of beer, and not being able to do a Slayer with both hands.
Bio: The biggest and meanest guy in ASH's collection. Although his place in the anime has been considered piece meal, his place in ASH's collection is top. His 1/60 Scale size gives him a very big advantage over the smaller 1/100 scale boys, and he has been known to often throw his weight around by delivering a bi-weekly beat down on RX-78 and often bitch smacking Wing Zero for fun. His only problem, why they didn't give him his bazooka, and why ASH lost his left pinky. He also thinks that by switching his center head piece to the officers model, he becomes even more badass, but it's really just an useless antennae.

RX-78 'Gundam'
Grade: Master Grade
Cost: $40
Time Invested: 5 hours
Weapons: Beam Rifle, Bazooka, Dual Vulcan Guns, two beam sabers, and destructively idiotic poses.
Likes: Amuro, Miyamoto Musashi, flying, stupid poses, big cans of Pepsi, slapping Wing Zero around, dubbed anime.
Dislikes: Gundam Wing, dumb sword fighters, people making fun of his poses, subtitled anime.
Bio: RX-78 is the youngest addition to ASH's collection, only recieved just this X-Mas (2001). He is rather jealous of the cool features some of his more advanced brethren have, namely Zeta's BFBG. He tends to be incredibly hyper and sometimes inconsiderate and ignorant, but many see it as a sign of childlike charm. If ASH had any anime girl toys he'd probably have his hands on more booty than a pirate.

Wing Zero
Grade: Master Grade
Cost: $35
Time Invested: 2 hours
Weapons: None, all lost due to extreme damage.
Likes: Bishonen/shoujo anime/manga, peace, not getting the crap kicked out of him.
Dislikes: Everyone in ASH's collection except for Zeta, getting the crap kicked out of him, falling over.
Bio: Wing Zero was ASH's first Gundam model, purchased as a present for graduating from Elementary School. Being his first model he was not exactly constructed with the best of skill. Check out Comic #1 for some more details. Wing Zero is hated by all of ASH's Gundam collection for bringing shame to UC Gundam with poor dubbing, pathetic design and bad Minovsky Physics, and is often the focus of many beat downs. Poor bastard.
Zeta Gundam
Grade: Master Grade
Cost: $50
Time Invested: 6 hours
Weapons: Grenade Launchers, Beam Rifle, Two Beam Sabers, Hyper-Mega Launcher (aka BFBG), and a wit that could cut down a redwood.
Likes: Intellectual conversation, conservatives, Republicans, a good cup of tea, slapping Wing Zero around, putting Zaku II in his place, trying to educate RX-78, bashing on religion, Akira Kurosawa films, and smoking weed.
Dislikes: Idiots, democrats, christian fundamentalists, muslim fundamentalists, weed bashers, shitty dubbing, people who tolerate shitty dubbing, insensitive bullies and jerk-offs, being transformed to Wave Rider against his will.
Bio: While though he would be the 'middle' child of ASH's Gundam group, older than RX-78, but younger than Wing Zero, Zeta tends to be the thinking type, always trying to do what is either logically or philosophically sound. This may come from the fact that his big brother is a wuss and gets the crap kicked out of him, and his younger brother is a hyper active idiot. It is no secret that he enjoys his 'colony grown grass', and is often seen hanging around in smoke filled corners of ASH's room. It is also known that while he CAN transform into a flying mecha, he often refuses to for mysterious reasons.

Dragon Zord
Grade: Bandai Toy
Cost: $30
Time Invested: None, slapped some stickers on and replace batteries once in a while
Weapons: Missile Fingers, Drill Tail, Horn Blast, and the occasional Kaiju-esque display of breath attack.
Likes: Kaiju, Twisted Kaiju Theater, martial arts movies, old episodes of Power Rangers, nostalgia trips, sinking his teeth into beer cans and sucking out the wonderful liquid inside, fighting with the other mecha for fun, munching on random pieces of ASH's furniture for the hell of it.
Dislikes: Anti-Kaiju, little bastards who prefer 'new age' Power Rangers, ASH not playing with him any more (NOT THAT WAY YOU SICK FREAK!), batteries dying, being without a Megazord buddy (poor DZ).
Bio: Affectionally known as DZ. Indeed, the oldest part of ASH's collection, and the closest thing to Kaiju in this comic. Recieved for his tenth birthday and always one of his most favorite toys, until he out grew toys. Now ASH is considering selling Dragon Zord to the home of a good child on eBay who will give him the appreciation he will deserve. In the mean time he does his best to show his worth to the others when he can get off his high shelf to chat with the others. He often challenges Zaku to wrestling matches, and some times gets RX-78 to play rock paper scissors with him, and always wins for some reason. He enjoys lengthy chats about the 'old days' with Zeta and RDZ, though they usually end with him going berserk and chomping a piece of ASH's furniture.

Red Dragon Zord
Grade: Bandai Toy
Cost: $25
Time Invested: None, slapped some stickers on
Weapons: Cool martial arts potential, mean staff, and mean dragon teeth and potential breath attack in dragon form.
Likes: Just about everything DZ & Zeta like.
Dislikes: Just about everything DZ & Zeta dislike.
Bio: Not quite mecha, not quite 'kaiju', RDZ as he is called is the middle ground between DZ and Zeta in the eyes of many. He tries to make up for this by being friends with both DZ and Zeta, trying to be accepted, sometimes meeting with failure, sometimes meeting with acception, but always on the fringe. If there is any situation in which RDZ must choose between DZ and Zeta, he will collapse into a whimpering ninny, until someone gets him loaded in one way or another.

Jazz Autobot
Grade: Transformer Toy
Cost: $8
Time Invested: None, slapped some stickers on, transformation can be difficult, taking up to a minute.
Weapons: Blaster and sonic attack using horrible pop culture music.
Likes: Backstreet Boys, Eminem, N'Sync, Britney Spears, Metallica, Pink Floyd, MegaDeath, KMFDM, crusin' & jammin with homies.
Dislikes: Anyone who complains about his music.
Bio: Jazz is a mystery. ASH found him digging through his stuff one day. He remembers having him as a kid but can't place any date or specific memory to the Autobot. He has remained a piece on ASH's high shelf for a long time, but once in awhile he gets the guts to do a lengthy and difficult transformation (age has made the joints tough) and jump down. He is obviously old, and some of his tastes are well respected amongst the other mecha. However his built in radio and fascination with pop culture have lead to many 'arguements' (see beatdowns) between him and the other mechas. Lucky thing he can turn back into a car and peel out before they damage his precious radio. He is often a background piece giving cool music for fight scenes. Jazz is currently MIA and is being searched for fervently.

The Microns (from left to right) Red, Chrome, Gold, White, Blue, Black
Grade: Warhammer 40K Models
Cost: Around $4 a piece
Time Invested: Approx. 1 hour a piece
Weapons: Red: Chainaxe & Bolt Pistol, Chrome: Variety of transformable objects (including built in bong), Gold: Power Claw and Plasma Pistol, White: Chainsword and surgical saw/injector, Blue: Bolter, Black: Crozius Arcanum and Bolt Pistol
Likes: Hanging around, sleeping, picking fights, irritating circular logic, anything with large ammounts of fat, sugar, and/or salt, gang beatings (especially on Wing Zero), bouts of total inebriation.
Dislikes: Conformists, no talent music, being broke/no inebriaton, the person who yoinks the last slice, Doink the Clown (yeah, you heard me).
Bio: The Microns are a group of Warhammer models that broke free from ASH's cases. They now wander his house in search of fun, adventure, and snack food. They are often found crawling in or out of cheeto bags. Each Micron is different, but each micron is really quite the same. Red likes to get angry and beat people up, and often leads the charge. Chrome likes to make various paraphenilia with his body and enjoys illegal activities. Gold likes to piss people off with repitition. White tends to be the mediator and generous type. Blue is just a lazy bum who is rarely seen doing much of anything. Black likes to piss people off with logic. The Microns are a friendly band who tend to stick together despite their quarrels, especially when it comes to beating down one of the bigger mechas.

EVA-01 Test Type
Grade: Action Figure
Cost: $15
Time Invested: None, I just opened it up.
Weapons: His bare hands and teeth, Pallet Gun, Hand Pistol, and Progressive Knife.
Likes: Beating anyone up (especially Wing Zero), watching overtly violent anime and movies, busting out some mad crazy beserker stuff, chillin' with the Microns.
Dislikes: Laws that keep him from beating people up, people dissin on the Microns, and pretty much anything the Microns don't like.
Bio: EVA-01 is a mean mofo who's sick of everyone and enjoys delivering pain and destruction in large ludicrous amounts. His unchecked agression makes him a bit simple minded, and he is often used by the Microns to perform various berserker beat downs. Zeta often tries to calm him through 'herbal' methods, but he has so far met with failure. EVA-01 had some downtime after a rather unforunate incident, but is now back with an upgraded metallic paint scheme and twice as many weapons. Fear we should.

ASH
Grade: VF-1J Max Type w/ Fast Packs
Cost: $15
Time Invested: None, opened the box.
Weapons: Two Laser Cutters, 55mm Tri-Barrel Autocannon, lots of missile launchers.
Likes: You should know by now.
Dislikes: You! No not really, but a lot of things.
Bio: The incarnation of me, ASH, in this comic, is none other than a VF-1J Max Type. He recently got upgraded and now his dominance is thoroughly intrenched, though I am known to revert back to my VT-1D SD form when I'm not in the mood for fighting. It's really my choice...DAMNIT STOP STARING! I'M TELLING YOU THE PROBLEM IS GLANDULAR!

Fear's Edge
Grade: WH40k Converted Dreadnought
Cost: $25 total
Time Invested: Approximately 6 hours
Weapons: Two twin-linked six barrel Assault Cannon, four twin-linked bolters, two chainswords, and a close combat flamer, a knob, and an uncomprimising libido.
Likes: Pussy, Weed, beating Dumb People up, philisophical bantering, pushing ASH around, pushing anyone around, a good steak, using the word 'MONKAY!'.
Dislikes: Stupid people, a lack of weed, a lack of pussy, children's cereal commericals, elongated 'yyyups', running out of ammunition.
Bio: Fear's Edge is the co-writer for the comic, aka the supporting beam in the weak foundation of ASH's creativity. He is often seen either smoking weed, bantering, or getting laid despite his nerdy nature. He takes little to no shit from anyone else in ASH's realm, and persistently insists he has a third testicle (yeah right).

TheDon
Grade: Warhammer Fantasy Green Knight
Cost: $20
Time Invested: Approximately 4 Hours
Weapons: Bigass Sword and devestating criticism.
Likes: Computers, Windows 2000, PC Based First Person Shooters, MMORPG's, Case Moding, insulting people and finding any little thing to criticize them about.
Dislikes: MACs, Console Based First Person Shooters, people who think they know computers when they don't.
Bio: TheDon is the resident computer genius, if you have any troubles with a Windows based computer he can help you. He has a thing with being critical of everything he sees, but he just states that he has higher standards. He enjoys insulting ASH in very high frequency, though he does do favors in the form of fixing any technical problems.

...Dice
Grade: PURE EVIL!
Cost: This curse has cost more than you can imagine.
Time Invested: Eternity.
Weapons: None except multiplying exponentially and the ability to strip you of your sanity.
Likes: All that is pain and suffering.
Dislikes: YOU! AND EVERYONE ELSE!
Bio: First discovered by a lonesome Gundam, RX-78 was unsuccesful in his attempt to eradicate them before they could spawn, now they begin multiplying beyond all numeration till they cover the face of the universe with madness!